Damn, I look buff today!

blue · 06-12-2004, 06:09 PM

Been outside, mowed for like 3 hours, other chores, sweaty, grimy. Veins popping out on my muscles. Almost sunburned and I was pretty tanned already. More severe than military haircut.

Gotta find some neighbor kid to mow this fucker, I'm too sexy to be on display in my front yard. With a chainsaw.

Wife's looking good too, semi half topless sunning on the deck...course she hasn't done a damn thing today.

I need a shower but hate to ruin this moment...then I'll just be another balding, near middle aged, tired, clean white guy. Wife'll still look hot tho.

;-)

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 06:17 PM

jinx and I are going to get drunk on purpose.

Clodfobble · 06-12-2004, 06:38 PM

I'm sorry, is there any other way?

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 07:35 PM

true..... true.

waaaazzzuaaaaahhhhhhp?.......

ok, 2 shots of vodka, one mikes hard lemonade, and some mushu beef..........just starting to feel it..........

cldfbl, I very rarely get drunk. might be 6 times ever. no, 7. I just had a "shite day" as jag would say. every stinking deal I did was painful.[sol] It was very hurtful to me.[/sol] So I decided, I would hijack this thread, and get drunk. who's with me? c'mon, blue, ol buddy, let's get shitfaced.

woooohoooo! oh yeah.....

I plan to post drunk tonight, so be worefarned

...... I meant to do that.

SteveDallas · 06-12-2004, 08:31 PM

It's definitely a 2-martini night!

Or maybe some Scotch.

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 08:32 PM

ok, 4 shots of vodka now, working on mike's #3? or is it 4? ...

...hot bath.......

definitely getting woozy.

talking louder.

embarrasing jinx

maybe i should cool it while i'm still feeling groovy/

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 08:35 PM

hey!

do your lips start to get numb when you're drunk?

richlevy · 06-12-2004, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blue
semi half topless sunning on the deck

Besides being redundant, what exactly is semi half topless? Is that like 1/8 th naked?

..or you could just post a picture.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2004, 10:22 PM

Right, it's late, you're tired from all that work, why bother typing out along explanation of what you meant, when a picture does it all.

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 10:29 PM

oof. i don't like to be drunk. this sucks. I know I don't like being drunk. what the fuck was I thinking? shit. over and out.

elSicomoro · 06-12-2004, 10:59 PM

Dumbass...will you do this again 2 weeks from tonight?

blue · 06-12-2004, 11:15 PM

Dumbasses, all of you.

Jim first off you're obviously not doing it right. What was so bad about your day? Thanks for sharing dickmunch.

Semi half topless, means I got a good eyeful, but only got a pic from behind. Sorta semi half sucks you know what I mean?

xoxobruce, you're so right, and I'm with you, but she would rip my balls off, really..I think she'd get into it if I could talk her into it, but the whole losing my balls thing is holding me back.

I'm gonna im LJ & Jinx, bet he's a sloppy drunk...should be entertaining. Then I'm gonna IM him in a few hours again, then I'm going to call his phone about 5 am. I can stay up all night for this...amateurs.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2004, 11:21 PM

You da man, Blue. Be sure and give him our love at 5 AM. And don't forget the time difference.

blue · 06-12-2004, 11:49 PM

Shit, he;s screening his calls.

elSicomoro · 06-12-2004, 11:52 PM

Well, if you hadn't announced it here...not to mention, you probably didn't turn off the caller ID function...dumbass!

06-12-2004, 06:09 PM	#1
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Damn, I look buff today! Been outside, mowed for like 3 hours, other chores, sweaty, grimy. Veins popping out on my muscles. Almost sunburned and I was pretty tanned already. More severe than military haircut. Gotta find some neighbor kid to mow this fucker, I'm too sexy to be on display in my front yard. With a chainsaw. Wife's looking good too, semi half topless sunning on the deck...course she hasn't done a damn thing today. I need a shower but hate to ruin this moment...then I'll just be another balding, near middle aged, tired, clean white guy. Wife'll still look hot tho. ;-) __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

06-12-2004, 06:17 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	jinx and I are going to get drunk on purpose. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 07:35 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	true..... true. waaaazzzuaaaaahhhhhhp?....... ok, 2 shots of vodka, one mikes hard lemonade, and some mushu beef..........just starting to feel it.......... cldfbl, I very rarely get drunk. might be 6 times ever. no, 7. I just had a "shite day" as jag would say. every stinking deal I did was painful.[sol] It was very hurtful to me.[/sol] So I decided, I would hijack this thread, and get drunk. who's with me? c'mon, blue, ol buddy, let's get shitfaced. woooohoooo! oh yeah..... I plan to post drunk tonight, so be worefarned ...... I meant to do that. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 08:32 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok, 4 shots of vodka now, working on mike's #3? or is it 4? ... ...hot bath....... definitely getting woozy. talking louder. embarrasing jinx maybe i should cool it while i'm still feeling groovy/ __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 08:35 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	hey! do your lips start to get numb when you're drunk? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 06:38 PM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm sorry, is there any other way?

06-12-2004, 08:31 PM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	It's definitely a 2-martini night! Or maybe some Scotch.

06-12-2004, 10:22 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Right, it's late, you're tired from all that work, why bother typing out along explanation of what you meant, when a picture does it all. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-12-2004, 10:29 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oof. i don't like to be drunk. this sucks. I know I don't like being drunk. what the fuck was I thinking? shit. over and out. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 10:59 PM	#11
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Dumbass...will you do this again 2 weeks from tonight?

06-12-2004, 11:15 PM	#12
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Dumbasses, all of you. Jim first off you're obviously not doing it right. What was so bad about your day? Thanks for sharing dickmunch. Semi half topless, means I got a good eyeful, but only got a pic from behind. Sorta semi half sucks you know what I mean? xoxobruce, you're so right, and I'm with you, but she would rip my balls off, really..I think she'd get into it if I could talk her into it, but the whole losing my balls thing is holding me back. I'm gonna im LJ & Jinx, bet he's a sloppy drunk...should be entertaining. Then I'm gonna IM him in a few hours again, then I'm going to call his phone about 5 am. I can stay up all night for this...amateurs. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

06-12-2004, 11:21 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You da man, Blue. Be sure and give him our love at 5 AM. And don't forget the time difference. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-12-2004, 11:49 PM	#14
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Shit, he;s screening his calls. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

06-12-2004, 11:52 PM	#15
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Well, if you hadn't announced it here...not to mention, you probably didn't turn off the caller ID function...dumbass!

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