Psycho Girl -- Not Safe for Work

alphageek31337 · 09-07-2004, 01:03 PM

This has been making the rounds online, and I couldn't find anything here, so I decided to post it.

Apparently, this girl is going through a rough time with a boy we only know as Matt, so she decides to make a video that will entice him into a relationship. Somehow, it ends up on a public forum and, voila, a star is born.

I give you <a href=http://www.professorlauncher.com/rjackson/Psycho_Girl.wmv>Psycho Girl</a>

Trilby · 09-07-2004, 01:12 PM

I can't get Psycho Girl to work!!!

lookout123 · 09-07-2004, 01:44 PM

uh, definitely not safe for work. maybe not home either. normally i would just say that was intentional porn with a creative story line. but i think that little psycho may just be real... i hope her daddy isn't a cellarite.

glatt · 09-07-2004, 02:17 PM

I watched the first 20 seconds or so. Then turned it off, so I don't know just how racy it gets. I also don't know how old this anonymous girl is, but if she's under 18, there are various federal laws that apply here.

Nothing But Net · 09-07-2004, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I watched the first 20 seconds or so. Then turned it off, so I don't know just how racy it gets. I also don't know how old this anonymous girl is, but if she's under 18, there are various federal laws that apply here.

I watched the whole thing. It takes me longer than 20 seconds to get off.

jaguar · 09-07-2004, 02:15 PM

I'm pretty certain it's real, my real questions are:

How did it get public? Mistake or did he leak it or did she just post it somewhere public?
How did he respond? I think that's the point where you assume a new identity and move country.

lookout123 · 09-07-2004, 02:17 PM

and what is her phone number?

jaguar · 09-07-2004, 02:26 PM

Lookout: Watch Swimfan and reconsider the question.
Glatt: It gets very, very, very racy. You can tell it's not 'professional' but she doesn't quite now how to act, or more accurately, put together an act. That and the awful digicam sound. People also tend to prefer their porn without people saying distrubing stuff like 'i know you love me just admit it' while getting off.

glatt · 09-07-2004, 02:34 PM

If it's that racy, I'd caution anyone living in the U.S. to avoid watching it. Big Brother may be watching you.

jaguar · 09-07-2004, 02:40 PM

There's hundreds of links to it floating around, it's been hosted all over the place so I doubt it's exactly a peado honeypot. That said it's pretty certain she's under 18 but if you've already downloaded it, if they're gonna kick in your door you're already fucked.

Trilby · 09-07-2004, 02:45 PM

I can't download it!! goddamn!~

jaguar · 09-07-2004, 02:46 PM

Well I'm not game to put up a mirror. On consideration the doorframe-as-boyfriend part kind of......odd.

lookout123 · 09-07-2004, 04:58 PM

i have to admit - that chick would be fun in a couple of years as long as you met her at an out of town bar and you didn't give her your real name. if you broke any of those rules she is likely to boil your kids rabbit.

Nothing But Net · 09-07-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

i have to admit - that chick would be fun in a couple of years as long as you met her at an out of town bar and you didn't give her your real name. if you broke any of those rules she is likely to boil your kids rabbit.

Just a suggestion: if you give her a fake name make sure it isn't "Matt".

Trilby · 09-07-2004, 05:21 PM

somehow, so help me god, I will work that into a Haiku!

09-07-2004, 01:03 PM	#1
alphageek31337 Enemy Combatant/Evildoer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 263	Psycho Girl -- Not Safe for Work This has been making the rounds online, and I couldn't find anything here, so I decided to post it. Apparently, this girl is going through a rough time with a boy we only know as Matt, so she decides to make a video that will entice him into a relationship. Somehow, it ends up on a public forum and, voila, a star is born. I give you <a href=http://www.professorlauncher.com/rjackson/Psycho_Girl.wmv>Psycho Girl</a> __________________ The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. ---Friedrich Nietzsche

09-07-2004, 01:44 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	uh, definitely not safe for work. maybe not home either. normally i would just say that was intentional porn with a creative story line. but i think that little psycho may just be real... i hope her daddy isn't a cellarite. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

09-07-2004, 02:15 PM	#6
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	I'm pretty certain it's real, my real questions are: How did it get public? Mistake or did he leak it or did she just post it somewhere public? How did he respond? I think that's the point where you assume a new identity and move country. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain Last edited by jaguar; 09-07-2004 at 02:21 PM.

09-07-2004, 02:17 PM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	and what is her phone number? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

09-07-2004, 02:26 PM	#8
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Lookout: Watch Swimfan and reconsider the question. Glatt: It gets very, very, very racy. You can tell it's not 'professional' but she doesn't quite now how to act, or more accurately, put together an act. That and the awful digicam sound. People also tend to prefer their porn without people saying distrubing stuff like 'i know you love me just admit it' while getting off. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

09-07-2004, 01:12 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I can't get Psycho Girl to work!!!

09-07-2004, 02:17 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I watched the first 20 seconds or so. Then turned it off, so I don't know just how racy it gets. I also don't know how old this anonymous girl is, but if she's under 18, there are various federal laws that apply here.

09-07-2004, 02:34 PM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	If it's that racy, I'd caution anyone living in the U.S. to avoid watching it. Big Brother may be watching you.

09-07-2004, 02:40 PM	#10
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	There's hundreds of links to it floating around, it's been hosted all over the place so I doubt it's exactly a peado honeypot. That said it's pretty certain she's under 18 but if you've already downloaded it, if they're gonna kick in your door you're already fucked. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

09-07-2004, 02:45 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I can't download it!! goddamn!~ __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-07-2004, 02:46 PM	#12
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Well I'm not game to put up a mirror. On consideration the doorframe-as-boyfriend part kind of......odd. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

09-07-2004, 04:58 PM	#13
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i have to admit - that chick would be fun in a couple of years as long as you met her at an out of town bar and you didn't give her your real name. if you broke any of those rules she is likely to boil your kids rabbit. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

09-07-2004, 05:21 PM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	somehow, so help me god, I will work that into a Haiku! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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