Gates and the Rock - XBOX

IndyTone · 11-29-2001, 10:27 AM

Someone from another forum I subscribe to posted this. I love it.

11-29-2001, 10:48 AM

Caption:

"The Rock, left, squeezes Microsoft Chief Software Architect Bill Gates' nipple during the Xbox launch on November 15 at Madison Square Garden."

--or--

"Bill Gates, right, massages The Rock's 'rock' at Madison Square Garden, November 15, during the official Xbox launch party."

juju · 11-29-2001, 01:09 PM

this scares me..

Joe · 11-29-2001, 02:13 PM

Perfectly good chance to squash Gate's head like grape, and all we get is a nipple.

Reminds me of the time a guy named John Hinkley tried to off President Reagan. He gets past security, sees his target, draws his weapon mere feet from the secret service, takes his shot and hits the mark...with a .22. I believe the president didn't even know he was hit right away.

This, people, is unacceptable.

THINK when you assasinate.

Slight · 11-29-2001, 11:18 PM

Woah, I am stupid today because in all the console hype you never know what people will do to sell a product, so naturally I thought this was real! That is until I saw where gates had his hand. That and they are inhabiting each other's interior space.

I am not sure where Joe's angst comes from but I agree, if you are going to do something, do it right, I mean come on a .22, even juju packs more power than that!

IndyTone · 11-30-2001, 07:51 AM

Please tell me you guys aren't just noticing the nipple tweaking...

juju · 11-30-2001, 08:04 AM

Hmm...I thought it was real, too. You're saying it isn't?

Now that I take a second look, I notice that part of Rock is actually semi-transparent (lower left), and you can see the picture on the wall behind him.

Oh wait...is that a picture on the wall or a 'logo' that was added afterwards? Oh man..it's too early in the morning for this..

IndyTone · 11-30-2001, 08:15 AM

1. Gates is grabbing hold of "TEH R0CK"

2. It is indeed photoshopped--a very good photochop at that. (I know this for a fact.)

11-30-2001, 09:53 AM

the telltale is that the light on Gates' face is coming in differently than the Rock's. but it's still funny

11-29-2001, 10:27 AM	#1
IndyTone Lead Subordinate Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 15	Gates and the Rock - XBOX Someone from another forum I subscribe to posted this. I love it. __________________ "Yes you can't..."

11-29-2001, 02:13 PM	#4
Joe Master of the Domain Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 221	Damn Perfectly good chance to squash Gate's head like grape, and all we get is a nipple. Reminds me of the time a guy named John Hinkley tried to off President Reagan. He gets past security, sees his target, draws his weapon mere feet from the secret service, takes his shot and hits the mark...with a .22. I believe the president didn't even know he was hit right away. This, people, is unacceptable. THINK when you assasinate.

11-30-2001, 07:51 AM	#6
IndyTone Lead Subordinate Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 15	Please tell me you guys aren't just noticing the nipple tweaking... __________________ "Yes you can't..."

11-30-2001, 08:15 AM	#8
IndyTone Lead Subordinate Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 15	1. Gates is grabbing hold of "TEH R0CK" 2. It is indeed photoshopped--a very good photochop at that. (I know this for a fact.) __________________ "Yes you can't..."

11-29-2001, 10:48 AM	#2
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Caption: "The Rock, left, squeezes Microsoft Chief Software Architect Bill Gates' nipple during the Xbox launch on November 15 at Madison Square Garden." --or-- "Bill Gates, right, massages The Rock's 'rock' at Madison Square Garden, November 15, during the official Xbox launch party."

11-29-2001, 01:09 PM	#3
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	this scares me..

11-29-2001, 11:18 PM	#5
Slight Semi-Evil Genius Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Boulder CO Posts: 195	Woah, I am stupid today because in all the console hype you never know what people will do to sell a product, so naturally I thought this was real! That is until I saw where gates had his hand. That and they are inhabiting each other's interior space. I am not sure where Joe's angst comes from but I agree, if you are going to do something, do it right, I mean come on a .22, even juju packs more power than that!

11-30-2001, 08:04 AM	#7
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Hmm...I thought it was real, too. You're saying it isn't? Now that I take a second look, I notice that part of Rock is actually semi-transparent (lower left), and you can see the picture on the wall behind him. Oh wait...is that a picture on the wall or a 'logo' that was added afterwards? Oh man..it's too early in the morning for this..

11-30-2001, 09:53 AM	#9
dave Guest Posts: n/a	the telltale is that the light on Gates' face is coming in differently than the Rock's. but it's still funny

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