near death experiences

lumberjim · 01-01-2005, 09:38 PM

ever had one?

lookout123 · 01-01-2005, 10:36 PM

a couple.

1) angry people. foreign language. bullets. explosives.

2) falling asleep behind the wheel until hitting the ditch. i never do cruise control anymore.

elSicomoro · 01-01-2005, 10:48 PM

A few:

--Head meets Central A/C Unit (1983)
--Head meets dumpster at 15-20 mph (1984)
--Body meets moving car (1986)
--Car meets another car (1994)

Troubleshooter · 01-02-2005, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

A few:

--Head meets Central A/C Unit (1983)
--Head meets dumpster at 15-20 mph (1984)
--Body meets moving car (1986)
--Car meets another car (1994)

Explains a lot...

Unintentionally flew a BMW motorcycle 84 feet over moving traffic.

elSicomoro · 01-02-2005, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

Explains a lot...

Oh, it started before then...you'd think I was being abused with all the knots that were on my forehead as a child.

Among them:

--Head meets refrigerator (1976)
--Head meets gate (1977)
--Head meets door (1978)
--Shampoo bottle meets head (1982)

404Error · 01-02-2005, 10:27 AM

Near death experience huh?

Well, I worked in a maximum security prison for 20 years once...

BrianR · 01-06-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 404Error

Near death experience huh?

Well, I worked in a maximum security prison for 20 years once...

Bet ya never do THAT again!

Clodfobble · 01-02-2005, 08:44 AM

I've had two:

-8 years old or so, swimming in the deep end of the pool at camp. A counselor I played with a lot thinks, "hey, this'll be a funny prank," and tells a 4- or 5-year-old camper to "go jump on her." I blacked out before the lifeguards pulled the laughing kid off me, but fortunately never breathed in any water so I came to pretty quickly after. (The counselor was fired.)

-13ish years old, crossing a busy street, too lazy to walk all the way to the crosswalk half a block down--I decided that the bushes were no real visual impediment as I could see the tops of the cars above the bushes. Waited until no car tops were visible, and darted out. The motorcycle swerved, so close that the chick's left shoulder hit my backpack and knocked me down. I sat on the median crying for almost an hour before I ever managed to cross the other half of the road.

OnyxCougar · 01-02-2005, 09:50 AM

Just one that's really graphic so I'll sum up...

My psychotic first husband + knife = me bleeding in the bathtub for a couple hours, passing out, managing to get into my bed, passing out, and eventually healing and getting better.

Undertoad · 01-02-2005, 10:25 AM

1971 - innocently took a whole five minutes to buy a comic book during an armed robbery. Found out what I'd missed, the next week when I went back to buy another. "There's my hero!" the owner shouted.

1992-2003 - married to a frigid, unloving bitch who sucked out my soul.

elSicomoro · 01-02-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

1992-2003 - married to a frigid, unloving bitch who sucked out my soul.

Things are going well between you and Sharon, then?

SteveDallas · 01-02-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

1971 - innocently took a whole five minutes to buy a comic book during an armed robbery.

I'm glad SOME people are able to take the comic book buying experience seriously!

I have more often seen other people have near-death experiences as they did something stupid on the road. The only one I actively participated in was the summer of '97 when a guy made a left turn in front of me that he really shouldn't have made. I'm 100% certain I was out thru the windshield and mostly, if not completely, dead, if it hadn't been for my seatbelt.

Kitsune · 01-03-2005, 07:27 PM

I woke up to find myself sitting twelve feet underwater after smashing my head on a diving board and blacking out.

I've been zapped by some fair amounts of electricity, too, but they were all from capacitors not connected to a supply. 330V, even for a short duration, is really painful once it lets go.

jinx · 01-02-2005, 10:52 AM

I fell from a railroad trestle platform into the rocky river below. I was relatively unscathed but it happened in slow motion so I had a lot of time to think about my impending death on the way down.
Also, was sucked out into the ocean in an undertow. The surfer that I climbed on top of to save myself was probably closer to death than I was, but it was pretty scary.

Undertoad · 01-02-2005, 11:04 AM

Syc, I forgive quickly, but 11 years with an unloving frigid bitch is closer to near-death than anything one can experience.

01-01-2005, 09:38 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	near death experiences ever had one? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-01-2005, 10:36 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	a couple. 1) angry people. foreign language. bullets. explosives. 2) falling asleep behind the wheel until hitting the ditch. i never do cruise control anymore. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-02-2005, 10:27 AM	#6
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	Near death experience huh? Well, I worked in a maximum security prison for 20 years once... __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

01-02-2005, 09:50 AM	#9
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Just one that's really graphic so I'll sum up... My psychotic first husband + knife = me bleeding in the bathtub for a couple hours, passing out, managing to get into my bed, passing out, and eventually healing and getting better. __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

01-02-2005, 10:52 AM	#14
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I fell from a railroad trestle platform into the rocky river below. I was relatively unscathed but it happened in slow motion so I had a lot of time to think about my impending death on the way down. Also, was sucked out into the ocean in an undertow. The surfer that I climbed on top of to save myself was probably closer to death than I was, but it was pretty scary. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-01-2005, 10:48 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	A few: --Head meets Central A/C Unit (1983) --Head meets dumpster at 15-20 mph (1984) --Body meets moving car (1986) --Car meets another car (1994)

01-02-2005, 08:44 AM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I've had two: -8 years old or so, swimming in the deep end of the pool at camp. A counselor I played with a lot thinks, "hey, this'll be a funny prank," and tells a 4- or 5-year-old camper to "go jump on her." I blacked out before the lifeguards pulled the laughing kid off me, but fortunately never breathed in any water so I came to pretty quickly after. (The counselor was fired.) -13ish years old, crossing a busy street, too lazy to walk all the way to the crosswalk half a block down--I decided that the bushes were no real visual impediment as I could see the tops of the cars above the bushes. Waited until no car tops were visible, and darted out. The motorcycle swerved, so close that the chick's left shoulder hit my backpack and knocked me down. I sat on the median crying for almost an hour before I ever managed to cross the other half of the road.

01-02-2005, 10:25 AM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	1971 - innocently took a whole five minutes to buy a comic book during an armed robbery. Found out what I'd missed, the next week when I went back to buy another. "There's my hero!" the owner shouted. 1992-2003 - married to a frigid, unloving bitch who sucked out my soul.

01-03-2005, 07:27 PM	#13
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	I woke up to find myself sitting twelve feet underwater after smashing my head on a diving board and blacking out. I've been zapped by some fair amounts of electricity, too, but they were all from capacitors not connected to a supply. 330V, even for a short duration, is really painful once it lets go.

01-02-2005, 11:04 AM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Syc, I forgive quickly, but 11 years with an unloving frigid bitch is closer to near-death than anything one can experience.

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