5/13/2005: Record dog walk

Undertoad · 05-13-2005, 08:39 AM

Seems rather... uh... pedestrian? That's the whole point - it turns out that this guy is setting the world record for number of dogs successfully walked. Who'da thought the record was a mere nineteen? But there it is.

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lookout123 · 05-13-2005, 10:28 AM

i'm ready to kill someone pretty much every time i walk my two. i wouldn't want this guy to carry a firearm after walking 19 dogs.

acinerba · 05-13-2005, 12:48 PM

Would it be more manageable if they were smaller dogs like chihuahuas? What about those Alaskan malamute pack dogs? They all go in one direction...

Kellio · 05-13-2005, 01:04 PM

hugs not drugs

We had an animal Expo thing here in Jacksonville last weekend that Animal Planet did, There were dogs EVERYWHERE, I was holding my dog & 3 friends dogs while everyone went to the bathroom & damn.. 2 golden retrievers, a dachsund and a big black lab do not mix when walking to a nice tree that millions of other dogs had pissed on.. Interesting times..

Troubleshooter · 05-13-2005, 01:09 PM

Anything to get attention...

Now, if he'd pulled a Pink Flamingos at the end I'd have been impressed.

capnhowdy · 05-13-2005, 07:49 PM

[quote]Who'da thought the record was a mere nineteen?[quote]...UT
Really! WHO'D A THUNK IT?
I've a good mind to break that puny record this weekend. I think the larger dogs are a better idea as long as you've got the ass to hold them. My two dogs ( a Jack Russell Terrier & a Chihuaua) sp?, would most likely monkey wrench this whole fuckin deal...
I'm sure there would be knots in the leashes at the end of the walk even a sailor has never seen. I can see where it would be easy for this guy to go postal.
From the depths of an evil mind: I'd love to run by and drop a cat in the middle of this operation....hee hee.......

capnhowdy · 05-13-2005, 07:56 PM

At second glance, it looks like he chose only mature, or should I say "over the hill" dogs. Gotta give the Aussie credit; it wouldn't have been real smart to choose puppies. I say again- I'll break this puny record this weekend.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-13-2005, 10:29 PM

Amazingly unimpressive. Half credit if he poop scooped.

capnhowdy · 05-14-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Amazingly unimpressive. Half credit if he poop scooped.

Now THAT would be a challenging record to break. Put a cast on one arm and I'll take four tickets.

Leah · 05-15-2005, 05:54 PM

Good on him, although I really wouldn't want to be in his shoes.
Every time I walk my two dogs, without fail they do a poop, and I have to pick up after them. Over here in sunny Sydney we have to carry a dog poop bag (supposed to anyway). Imagine all the poop he would have to pick up. Not to mention the wee stops. It's like a chain reaction with my dogs, one wee's and the other one will do it over the top of the other wee.

05-13-2005, 08:39 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	5/13/2005: Record dog walk Seems rather... uh... pedestrian? That's the whole point - it turns out that this guy is setting the world record for number of dogs successfully walked. Who'da thought the record was a mere nineteen? But there it is. full story

05-13-2005, 10:28 AM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i'm ready to kill someone pretty much every time i walk my two. i wouldn't want this guy to carry a firearm after walking 19 dogs. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-13-2005, 01:09 PM	#5
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Anything to get attention... Now, if he'd pulled a Pink Flamingos at the end I'd have been impressed. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

05-13-2005, 07:49 PM	#6
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	[quote]Who'da thought the record was a mere nineteen?[quote]...UT Really! WHO'D A THUNK IT? I've a good mind to break that puny record this weekend. I think the larger dogs are a better idea as long as you've got the ass to hold them. My two dogs ( a Jack Russell Terrier & a Chihuaua) sp?, would most likely monkey wrench this whole fuckin deal... I'm sure there would be knots in the leashes at the end of the walk even a sailor has never seen. I can see where it would be easy for this guy to go postal. From the depths of an evil mind: I'd love to run by and drop a cat in the middle of this operation....hee hee....... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-13-2005, 07:56 PM	#7
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	At second glance, it looks like he chose only mature, or should I say "over the hill" dogs. Gotta give the Aussie credit; it wouldn't have been real smart to choose puppies. I say again- I'll break this puny record this weekend. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-13-2005, 12:48 PM	#3
acinerba Recruit or Something Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: California, USA Posts: 4	Would it be more manageable if they were smaller dogs like chihuahuas? What about those Alaskan malamute pack dogs? They all go in one direction...

05-13-2005, 01:04 PM	#4
Kellio Kinda Sorta Psh Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 4	hugs not drugs We had an animal Expo thing here in Jacksonville last weekend that Animal Planet did, There were dogs EVERYWHERE, I was holding my dog & 3 friends dogs while everyone went to the bathroom & damn.. 2 golden retrievers, a dachsund and a big black lab do not mix when walking to a nice tree that millions of other dogs had pissed on.. Interesting times..

05-13-2005, 10:29 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Amazingly unimpressive. Half credit if he poop scooped. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-15-2005, 05:54 PM	#10
Leah Love my Heffalumps Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world) Posts: 346	Good on him, although I really wouldn't want to be in his shoes. Every time I walk my two dogs, without fail they do a poop, and I have to pick up after them. Over here in sunny Sydney we have to carry a dog poop bag (supposed to anyway). Imagine all the poop he would have to pick up. Not to mention the wee stops. It's like a chain reaction with my dogs, one wee's and the other one will do it over the top of the other wee.

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