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Old 08-04-2005, 12:35 PM   #1
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8/4/2005: Russian gets hammered



XoB and the WaPo bring us this crazy one today. This is a pair of Russian paratroopers, and they are doing this to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the founding of the Paratroopers.
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:49 PM   #2
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It's a good thing his hand's wrapped up. That could sting like the dickens.
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:57 PM   #3
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dumbshits. oh well, i guess when you can't afford to keep your planes in the air and you've run out of bullets, there is little left to do but to hit each other with hammers.
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Old 08-04-2005, 01:07 PM   #4
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bet thats going to hurt in the morning...
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Old 08-04-2005, 01:14 PM   #5
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Old 08-04-2005, 01:54 PM   #6
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More proof that men are weird.
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Old 08-04-2005, 02:06 PM   #7
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yep, exactly. 'cuz women never do stupid shit.
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Old 08-04-2005, 07:49 PM   #8
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More proof that men are weird.
Ahem...can you say Bikini Wax?
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Old 08-05-2005, 01:02 PM   #9
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Ahem...can you say Bikini Wax?
How about a Brazilian Wax? (NSFW) And by the way, fucking ouch!

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Old 08-05-2005, 02:52 PM   #10
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Ahem...can you say Bikini Wax?

Ok, but the reason women get bikini waxes is for SEX. SEX. Usually with some non-deserving man, too. That should be reason enough for guys. Women are very self-conscious when it comes to not being Miss Supermodel and feeling they must meet some sort of standard and that is the reason for the ouchy-wax. We do a lot of stuff for you guys. Really! As much as you guys do for us!
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Old 08-04-2005, 02:13 PM   #11
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I wonder what they're planning for the 100th... or will any of them be left?
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:13 PM   #12
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XoB and the WaPo bring us this crazy one today. This is a pair of Russian paratroopers, and they are doing this to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the founding of the Paratroopers.
What do you expect from a group who didn't even have parachutes until 1957?
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:31 PM   #13
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i can't decide if that guy's trying to swing the hammer really really hard or just laughing really hard and trying to swing a hammer.
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:37 PM   #14
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From the people who invented Russian Roulette.
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:43 PM   #15
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Hi gerstle! Welcome to the cellar! I'd bet laughing. Remember that game, "let's have a hitting contest to see who can hit the softest. you go first. *touch*. Ok, my turn, *KAPOW!!!*, Gosh, I guess you win. We're looking at the face of a winner, for sure.
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