9/8/2005: Tumor horn

Undertoad · 09-08-2005, 08:34 AM

Thanks Clodfobble - this gent has a tumor and it's grown a horn right into the middle of his forehead. The official cap --

A Chinese pensioner can lift up to 14 bricks with a 'horn' that's grown on his forehead. Wang Ying, 73, has been practicing Kung Fu, especially the study of Qi, since he was just eight-years-old. But his studies took a new direction after a 5cm long tumour grew on his forehead. Doctors told him they could not operate on the tumour because of its location. So Wang has incorporated it into his Qi routine. He lives in a farm in Pei County, Jiangsu Province, and walked for 18 days to Nanjing to show off his stunt.

barefoot serpent · 09-08-2005, 09:20 AM

[moms voice]quit doing that... it'll make you crosseyed[/moms voice]

LabRat · 09-08-2005, 09:40 AM

*noting apparent vein on side of tumor*

Are they sure it's a tumor and not something else?

Hobbs · 09-08-2005, 09:45 AM

OK....ummm....ewwww!

Trilby · 09-08-2005, 09:51 AM

I would sooooo get a second opinion.

Silent · 09-08-2005, 09:59 AM

I think I saw him in a porno.....

barefoot serpent · 09-08-2005, 10:19 AM

I wonder if Wang Ying is his ummm... stage name?

chrisinhouston · 09-08-2005, 11:03 AM

Thanks to Chairman Mao everyone enjoys a high standard of medical and dental care under the Communist system!

bigw00dy · 09-08-2005, 11:08 AM

Forget the horn, Check out those CHOMPERS....They have to glow in the dark!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 09-08-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bigw00dy

Forget the horn, Check out those CHOMPERS....They have to glow in the dark!!!

Considering he's 73 and probably never seen a dentist in his life they could be worse.

lawman · 09-08-2005, 01:05 PM

Making glasses for this guy would be an engineering feat.

Happy Monkey · 09-08-2005, 01:11 PM

I wonder if, when planning his brick-lifting act, there's some small part of him hoping it will break off...

BigV · 09-08-2005, 01:32 PM

Eleven posts already and no one's called him a dickhead? Fine. Unimaginative slackers.

[lumberjim's voice]COCK![/lumberjim's voice]

richlevy · 09-08-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Eleven posts already and no one's called him a dickhead? Fine. Unimaginative slackers.
[/lumberjim's voice]

Naah. Too obvious.

It does remind me of the schtick Steve Martin did in Roxanne where he had to think up twenty insults for his big nose.

capnhowdy · 09-08-2005, 04:42 PM

completly redefines the term "foreskin"
and forehead, for that matter.
If you google "chinese pensioner" you'll see that lots of these folks have interesting stories.

Big V... you beat me to it again.....

09-08-2005, 08:34 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	9/8/2005: Tumor horn Thanks Clodfobble - this gent has a tumor and it's grown a horn right into the middle of his forehead. The official cap -- A Chinese pensioner can lift up to 14 bricks with a 'horn' that's grown on his forehead. Wang Ying, 73, has been practicing Kung Fu, especially the study of Qi, since he was just eight-years-old. But his studies took a new direction after a 5cm long tumour grew on his forehead. Doctors told him they could not operate on the tumour because of its location. So Wang has incorporated it into his Qi routine. He lives in a farm in Pei County, Jiangsu Province, and walked for 18 days to Nanjing to show off his stunt.

09-08-2005, 09:40 AM	#3
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	noting apparent vein on side of tumor Are they sure it's a tumor and not something else? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

09-08-2005, 09:45 AM	#4
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	OK....ummm....ewwww! __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

09-08-2005, 09:51 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I would sooooo get a second opinion. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-08-2005, 11:08 AM	#9
bigw00dy I'm here once in a while Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 458	Forget the horn, Check out those CHOMPERS....They have to glow in the dark!!! __________________ flickr®

09-08-2005, 09:20 AM	#2
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	[moms voice]quit doing that... it'll make you crosseyed[/moms voice]

09-08-2005, 09:59 AM	#6
Silent Romanes Eunt Domus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 702	I think I saw him in a porno.....

09-08-2005, 10:19 AM	#7
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	I wonder if Wang Ying is his ummm... stage name?

09-08-2005, 11:03 AM	#8
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Thanks to Chairman Mao everyone enjoys a high standard of medical and dental care under the Communist system!

09-08-2005, 01:05 PM	#11
lawman unerringly questioning Join Date: May 2002 Location: Whitehorse, Yukon Posts: 100	Making glasses for this guy would be an engineering feat.

09-08-2005, 01:11 PM	#12
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I wonder if, when planning his brick-lifting act, there's some small part of him hoping it will break off... __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-08-2005, 01:32 PM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Eleven posts already and no one's called him a dickhead? Fine. Unimaginative slackers. [lumberjim's voice]COCK![/lumberjim's voice] __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-08-2005, 04:42 PM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	completly redefines the term "foreskin" and forehead, for that matter. If you google "chinese pensioner" you'll see that lots of these folks have interesting stories. Big V... you beat me to it again..... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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