Calling All Studmuffins

xoxoxoBruce · 11-18-2005, 10:14 PM

Here's your chance, guys!
Studmuffin auditions are being conducted by Heidi Fleiss. Yup, that Heidi Fleiss.
She's converting a brothel in Pahrump, NV into Heidi Fleiss' Stud Farm, for the ladies.

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She plans to remodel the building, located outside the town of Pahrump, Nevada, west of Las Vegas near the California border, with skylights, marble tiling, palm trees and waterfalls, and hopes to reopen the business within two months.

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Fleiss said she is aiming for an initial stable of about 20 male prostitutes who would charge $250 an hour -- far less, she said, then the fees paid by clients of the call-girl ring she ran a decade ago.

So hurry, hurry, hurry, get your resume in fast. You could make big bucks feeling cheap and used.

wolf · 11-19-2005, 12:23 AM

How far is Pahrump from Bump-Chush, Utah?

11-19-2005, 02:15 AM

I think that its about the 5th parallel universe over.

I can't believe that any woman would go pay that amount of money to get laid. No matter how plain a woman is, there's always some guy in a bar willing to take her on free of charge for a one night stand, anyhow. Hell, he might even buy HER a drink! Even in Bump-Chush.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-19-2005, 06:54 AM

Some busy women don't want to tie up a whole night and then have to do the social thing in the morning.
Some women act like.......men.

Happy Monkey · 11-19-2005, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

I think that its about the 5th parallel universe over.

I can't believe that any woman would go pay that amount of money to get laid. No matter how plain a woman is, there's always some guy in a bar willing to take her on free of charge for a one night stand, anyhow. Hell, he might even buy HER a drink! Even in Bump-Chush.

My guess is, you're paying for quality, compliance, and blood tests.

Trilby · 11-19-2005, 08:44 AM

Finally! A room of my own! *swoon*

11-19-2005, 12:23 AM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	How far is Pahrump from Bump-Chush, Utah? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-19-2005, 06:54 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Some busy women don't want to tie up a whole night and then have to do the social thing in the morning. Some women act like.......men. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-19-2005, 02:15 AM	#3
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	I think that its about the 5th parallel universe over. I can't believe that any woman would go pay that amount of money to get laid. No matter how plain a woman is, there's always some guy in a bar willing to take her on free of charge for a one night stand, anyhow. Hell, he might even buy HER a drink! Even in Bump-Chush.

11-19-2005, 08:44 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Finally! A room of my own! swoon

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