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01-20-2018, 08:17 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Old Glory, the Red, White, and Blue, respect it motherfucker, or I won't let you sit on my flag beach towel, or eat off my flag tablecloth, or wipe your chin with my flag napkins.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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01-21-2018, 01:01 PM
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Deplorable
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Dallas, TX
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Bwahahaha! Now that's funny right there.
Secret Santas, take note for next year! |
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01-22-2018, 06:18 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Un-Tumpin-believable. Brilliant.
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04-23-2018, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Absorene dry cleaning soot sponges.
They are pretty damn amazing. You will still have to paint over the surface, but you will get enough soot off to allow the primer to stick. |
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04-23-2018, 04:21 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Is soot tougher than I thought it was?
Reminds me of something late great Grandmadigr used to say: Mary had a little lamb It had a sooty foot And into Mary's bread and jam It's sooty foot he put
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04-23-2018, 04:32 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Location: Yorkshire
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It's darn near impossible to clean off soot.
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04-25-2018, 12:54 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Southern California
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Sing that to the "Need Cash Now" tune...
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Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course. |
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04-25-2018, 01:38 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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♪ ♫I have an annuity♪ ♫
♪ ♫But I need cash now♪ ♫ ♪ ♫Call J G Wentworth♪ ♫ ♪ ♫877 cash now♪ ♫ Damn. It fits perfect! 
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04-25-2018, 01:40 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Absorene dry cleaning soot sponges, not so much.
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04-25-2018, 01:41 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Sounds better when the Philly Opera Company sings it for Wentworth on the bus.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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05-17-2018, 04:15 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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06-05-2018, 05:50 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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USB-rechargeable battery?
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10-05-2018, 01:48 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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WANT.
Horrifying finger attachment lets your phone touch you back It can also drag your phone to you using the 'finger'. 
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10-05-2018, 02:02 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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10-05-2018, 02:50 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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That is creepy AF.
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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