Thanksgiving Quiz

Griff · 11-22-2018, 10:58 AM

As I take the time to thank Lord Toad for his many blessings, I realize that a holiday quiz is in order and promise to let monster do it next time.

1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites?
2) Which bench do you belong on?
3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?
4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend?
5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters?
6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday?
7) Mustard or Ketchup?
8) Catsup or Ketchup?
9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?
10) What are you thankful for?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-22-2018, 11:08 AM

Just another Thursday.

fargon · 11-22-2018, 11:49 AM

1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites? Culturally
2) Which bench do you belong on?Group W
3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?Color Glossy
4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend? One
5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters? No Cousins in Attendance
6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday? Turkey
7) Mustard or Ketchup?Both
8) Catsup or Ketchup?Ketchup
9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?None Sadly
10) What are you thankful for?Keryx

Gravdigr · 11-22-2018, 01:05 PM

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. It's playing rfn, as we speak, currently, atm. Came on at high noon on the big D, D93. They advertised this for a week.

High, get it?

Gravdigr · 11-22-2018, 01:26 PM

1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites?

My people, no. Me? Absolutely.

2) Which bench do you belong on?

Group W. Right there with the mother-stabbers, and the father-rapers. And the litterers.

3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?

Color. What am I, poor?

4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend?

Zero. None. Nil. Zip. Zilch. 0. Nary a one. Nairn.

5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters?

Anybody e'er known me to keep my filthy mouth shut, even when it's the best possible option?

6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday?

That animal should be eaten.

ETA: It just occurred to me you meant "What, if any, animal will die..." I think there was real beef in the burrito I ate a few minutes ago, so, I guess, a cow. Months ago, prolly.

7) Mustard or Ketchup?

Meh, ketchup, I guess. And I don't give a damn what Barry 'Bama says about it.

8) Catsup or Ketchup?

Meh, ketchup, I guess.

9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?

Doesn't matter to me. I'm throwing it in the trash, where it belongs.

10) What are you thankful for?

I'm thankful for what real friends I have. As few, and far between as they are.

And I'm thankful for you guys, well, most of you, anyway.

Gravdigr · 11-22-2018, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

10) What are you thankful for?Keryx

She's right behind you isn't she?

Gravdigr · 11-22-2018, 01:35 PM

Happy Thanksgiving all.

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And, while I'm in the spirit:

BigV · 11-22-2018, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

As I take the time to thank Lord Toad for his many blessings, I realize that a holiday quiz is in order and promise to let monster do it next time.

1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites?
Both.

2) Which bench do you belong on?
Bench? Bench?! F that, put me in coach! If you're not poppin' a vessel from outrage, you're not paying attention!

3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?
Black and White, shot, developed, printed, matted, framed, and hung by Twil (MFA).
I, on the other hand, am a digital dinosaur, scanning and digitizing Every. Damn. Day. Soon, I will make a DIY thread about my latest digital photography project.
Hers are hung on the walls, mine are displayed on the screens.

4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend?
One. We're the home team.

5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters?
Not even Nate Silver would hedge his bet on this question.

6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday?
A T-Rex, Turkeysaurus BreastoMaximus. Can those things even fly?

7) Mustard or Ketchup?
Mustard

8) Catsup or Ketchup?
Take your pick, I'm having mustard.

9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?
This is the year of the cranberry, I have been warned of at least three dishes with prominent cranberry elements.

10) What are you thankful for?
Family. Family of origin and family of choice. ... I'm lookin at you, dwellars.

Dude111 · 11-22-2018, 07:04 PM

I had a yummy organic thanksgiving dinner today

I felt bad eating the turkey but I asked for foregiveness.... I didnt kill the poor thing after all......

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!!!!

sexobon · 11-22-2018, 07:20 PM

That was most upsetting.

fargon · 11-22-2018, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

She's right behind you isn't she?

She's always next to me. Even when she's not.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-23-2018, 09:15 AM

Sounds familiar...

Gravdigr · 11-23-2018, 03:44 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 11-24-2018, 12:12 AM

Texas being Texas.

Griff · 11-24-2018, 10:29 AM

I always wondered who the unnamed friend was.

11-22-2018, 10:58 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Thanksgiving Quiz As I take the time to thank Lord Toad for his many blessings, I realize that a holiday quiz is in order and promise to let monster do it next time. 1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites? 2) Which bench do you belong on? 3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W? 4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend? 5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters? 6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday? 7) Mustard or Ketchup? 8) Catsup or Ketchup? 9) Real cranberries or canned gel product? 10) What are you thankful for? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-22-2018, 11:08 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Just another Thursday. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-22-2018, 11:49 AM	#3
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites? Culturally 2) Which bench do you belong on?Group W 3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?Color Glossy 4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend? One 5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters? No Cousins in Attendance 6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday? Turkey 7) Mustard or Ketchup?Both 8) Catsup or Ketchup?Ketchup 9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?None Sadly 10) What are you thankful for?Keryx __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-22-2018, 01:05 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. It's playing rfn, as we speak, currently, atm. Came on at high noon on the big D, D93. They advertised this for a week. High, get it? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-22-2018, 01:26 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites? My people, no. Me? Absolutely. 2) Which bench do you belong on? Group W. Right there with the mother-stabbers, and the father-rapers. And the litterers. 3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W? Color. What am I, poor? 4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend? Zero. None. Nil. Zip. Zilch. 0. Nary a one. Nairn. 5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters? Anybody e'er known me to keep my filthy mouth shut, even when it's the best possible option? 6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday? That animal should be eaten. ETA: It just occurred to me you meant "What, if any, animal will die..." I think there was real beef in the burrito I ate a few minutes ago, so, I guess, a cow. Months ago, prolly. 7) Mustard or Ketchup? Meh, ketchup, I guess. And I don't give a damn what Barry 'Bama says about it. 8) Catsup or Ketchup? Meh, ketchup, I guess. 9) Real cranberries or canned gel product? Doesn't matter to me. I'm throwing it in the trash, where it belongs. 10) What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for what real friends I have. As few, and far between as they are. And I'm thankful for you guys, well, most of you, anyway. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-22-2018, 01:35 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Happy Thanksgiving all. And, while I'm in the spirit: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-22-2018, 07:04 PM	#9
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	I had a yummy organic thanksgiving dinner today I felt bad eating the turkey but I asked for foregiveness.... I didnt kill the poor thing after all...... HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!!!!

11-22-2018, 07:20 PM	#10
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	That was most upsetting.

11-23-2018, 09:15 AM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sounds familiar... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-23-2018, 03:44 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-24-2018, 12:12 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Texas being Texas. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-24-2018, 10:29 AM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I always wondered who the unnamed friend was. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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