I need your conspiracy theories - Page 3

Griff · 02-09-2005, 05:52 AM

I'll have to find the conspiracy later but it is 2005 and they're still putting mercury in fillings.

wolf · 02-10-2005, 01:37 AM

That's so you build up a tolerance to the stuff so you don't die when you bite down on the thermometer by accident.

I think this guy (safe for work) has been reading this thread.

Dunlavy · 02-12-2005, 01:41 AM

I can't remember the site exactly. The links have been lost over the years for me. But there was a theory about a man from the future. He didn't have any ways of getting in touch with him, but he would come on the net and go to chats, talking to people about the future and coming back in time. It wasn't your normal "loser trying to get attention" thing. This guy had well thought out and intricate time capsule designs that were posted, and alot of what he said seemed more than a farse.

It was rumored that he came before the 9/11 attack and foretold it. Although he was cryptic, he mentioned something about "attack, 911" etc etc, but no one actually considered that the 911 was meant for a date.

he came and did future tellings multiple times, but it was said that after the attack, word got out about him and the gov. got involved with him. He hasn't returned since.

There used to be a link for everything he said, but I lost it when I got a new computer.

wolf · 02-12-2005, 02:01 AM

John Titor.

wolf · 02-12-2005, 02:06 AM

I picked up two good ones tonight ... and not from patients, either. Oh, wait, three. And one was from a patient.

- The Russian Mafia wanted revenge on some guys that were moving in on their territory, see, so they arranged to buy a large amount of drugs from these other guys, who well, were probably like Haitians, right, and so they contaminated all the money, which was a whole lot, with this really, really awful staph virus stuff, and so you can't touch the money without getting infected.

- The flu shot that is given in November has stuff in it that makes you spend more money on Christmas presents in December.

- Indians (Om, not Whoo-Whoo) are killing people and experimenting on them and swapping their organs to cure diabetes.

Dunlavy · 02-12-2005, 02:18 PM

Wow, Wolf. You know your conspiracies... i've been looking for that site for a long time now.

Griff · 02-12-2005, 07:14 PM

How 'bout George Bush + McGraw/Hill = testing craze

wolf · 02-12-2005, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunlavy

Wow, Wolf. You know your conspiracies... i've been looking for that site for a long time now.

You're very welcome.

And actually, it think it may be more correctly said that I know my crazy people.

wolf · 02-12-2005, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

How 'bout George Bush + McGraw/Hill = testing craze

I don't think I know that one ... W or HW?

I think there's probably something conspiratorial that one can point to in the dumbing down of the SATs are part of the whole Gramsciian plan to give the US to the Commies by seeding the corruption into the government school systems ... but I'm not familiar with the McGraw/Hill thing.

Griff · 02-13-2005, 07:24 AM

For your reading pleasure. The Bush/McGraw edu-con.

Schrodinger's Cat · 02-15-2005, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I picked up two good ones tonight ... and not from patients, either. Oh, wait, three. And one was from a patient.

- The Russian Mafia wanted revenge on some guys that were moving in on their territory, see, so they arranged to buy a large amount of drugs from these other guys, who well, were probably like Haitians, right, and so they contaminated all the money, which was a whole lot, with this really, really awful staph virus stuff, and so you can't touch the money without getting infected.

- The flu shot that is given in November has stuff in it that makes you spend more money on Christmas presents in December.

- Indians (Om, not Whoo-Whoo) are killing people and experimenting on them and swapping their organs to cure diabetes.

So, which one was the "crazy" one?

wolf · 02-15-2005, 09:45 AM

I thought people might have fun guessing.

Kitsune · 02-15-2005, 12:37 PM

My vote goes towards Russian Mafia money infection!

Trilby · 02-15-2005, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I thought people might have fun guessing.

I'll go with the Indians swapping organs thing for the crazy person theory. I really like the one about the flu shot and spending money over the holidays. That's a good one.

6sickchix · 02-15-2005, 12:58 PM

AT Fomenko, a mathematician, thought that hundreds of years of western "history" were actually fabricated, and never occured. Actually, a number of people believe in the New Chronology, but he's my favorite, because he draws some amazing pictures.

02-09-2005, 05:52 AM	#31
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I'll have to find the conspiracy later but it is 2005 and they're still putting mercury in fillings. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis Last edited by Griff; 02-09-2005 at 05:23 PM. Reason: found one

02-10-2005, 01:37 AM	#32
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That's so you build up a tolerance to the stuff so you don't die when you bite down on the thermometer by accident. I think this guy (safe for work) has been reading this thread. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-12-2005, 02:01 AM	#34
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	John Titor. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-12-2005, 02:06 AM	#35
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I picked up two good ones tonight ... and not from patients, either. Oh, wait, three. And one was from a patient. - The Russian Mafia wanted revenge on some guys that were moving in on their territory, see, so they arranged to buy a large amount of drugs from these other guys, who well, were probably like Haitians, right, and so they contaminated all the money, which was a whole lot, with this really, really awful staph virus stuff, and so you can't touch the money without getting infected. - The flu shot that is given in November has stuff in it that makes you spend more money on Christmas presents in December. - Indians (Om, not Whoo-Whoo) are killing people and experimenting on them and swapping their organs to cure diabetes. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-12-2005, 02:18 PM	#36
Dunlavy High Propagandist Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Forgotten Grove Posts: 117	Wow, Wolf. You know your conspiracies... i've been looking for that site for a long time now. __________________ "Two roads divirged in the wood and I, I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference" -Robert Frost "The road to hell is paved with good intentions" -Old proverb

02-12-2005, 01:41 AM	#33
Dunlavy High Propagandist Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Forgotten Grove Posts: 117	I can't remember the site exactly. The links have been lost over the years for me. But there was a theory about a man from the future. He didn't have any ways of getting in touch with him, but he would come on the net and go to chats, talking to people about the future and coming back in time. It wasn't your normal "loser trying to get attention" thing. This guy had well thought out and intricate time capsule designs that were posted, and alot of what he said seemed more than a farse. It was rumored that he came before the 9/11 attack and foretold it. Although he was cryptic, he mentioned something about "attack, 911" etc etc, but no one actually considered that the 911 was meant for a date. he came and did future tellings multiple times, but it was said that after the attack, word got out about him and the gov. got involved with him. He hasn't returned since. There used to be a link for everything he said, but I lost it when I got a new computer.

02-12-2005, 07:14 PM	#37
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	How 'bout George Bush + McGraw/Hill = testing craze __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-13-2005, 07:24 AM	#40
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	For your reading pleasure. The Bush/McGraw edu-con. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-15-2005, 09:45 AM	#42
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I thought people might have fun guessing. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-15-2005, 12:37 PM	#43
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	My vote goes towards Russian Mafia money infection!

02-15-2005, 12:58 PM	#45
6sickchix pirate amish radio Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 24	AT Fomenko, a mathematician, thought that hundreds of years of western "history" were actually fabricated, and never occured. Actually, a number of people believe in the New Chronology, but he's my favorite, because he draws some amazing pictures.

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