Plastic Forks 2005

elSicomoro · 05-15-2005, 10:14 AM

Alright, bastards...as has been mentioned a few times in other threads, Plastic Forks is coming up soon.

What it is: A celebration of the summer solstice. A day for eating, drinking and general merriment.

Where it is: Chadds Ford, PA (SW suburbs of Philadelphia).

Who will be there: A lot of unique people, including quite a few Cellar Dwellars and Bosquers. Wolf will certainly be there. So will I, in what will be one of my final Philadelphia appearances...you may never see me again, so why the hell wouldn't you want to come?

When it is: Saturday June 25 at 3pm until the last person leaves Sunday afternoon.

What to bring: Food, beer, liquor, a drum and/or cream cheese.

How to get there/questions: PM or ask Wolf.

richlevy · 05-15-2005, 02:03 PM

Sycamore, where is it you are moving to? I know there was mention of jobs lost and gained, but I don't remember you saying you were moving out of the area?

I could post a film strip of last years Plastic Forks. Given how some of it is PG-13 (Parental Guidance:"Mommy, why are those two girls kissing?"), and I don't have anyones permission, I think I'll abstain. I do have the photos available to anyone who knows the exact URL.

This will be my third year at Plastic Forks. It's a lot of fun and good food. Some silliness, but the promised rampant nudity and outrageous behavior never materialized. OK, some outrageous behavior materialized, but nothing that would offend Blue-staters and Libertarians.

Must...try...harder.

elSicomoro · 05-15-2005, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

Sycamore, where is it you are moving to? I know there was mention of jobs lost and gained, but I don't remember you saying you were moving out of the area?

Back to St. Louis.

wolf · 05-15-2005, 03:38 PM

The nakidity is somewhat dependent upon the afterdark warmth ... it's been a mite chilly these past few years. I think we did use the kiddie pool to keep the beers at drinkable temperature year before last ...

elSicomoro · 05-15-2005, 03:41 PM

I don't recall any kind of pool in the past 2 years.

richlevy · 05-15-2005, 05:50 PM

The year before last was chilly. I thought last year's weather was perfect.

elSicomoro · 05-15-2005, 06:05 PM

Last year was great...the year before, it was chilly and it tried to rain.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-15-2005, 10:45 PM

Well the year before was the day after a record rain that was over the road by my house and the Brandywine was halfway over Rte 1 so I think we really lucked out.

Or it was witchcraft.

elSicomoro · 05-16-2005, 03:21 AM

That was probably Wolf and her friends playing with their black magic...I told them to lay off it a week before Forks last year.

busterb · 05-16-2005, 09:11 AM

I would like to make the Forks and meet some of the fellow dwellars. But in my so called delicate situation, I guess not. It's a long way from home to fall off wagon & get fall down stupid drunk. Around 1k miles. Maybe next time, my higher power willing

Ya'll have a great time & let's see the photos.

Trilby · 05-16-2005, 09:14 AM

Yeah, me, too, busterb. Meeting new people is a stress situation for me and I'm sure I'd make a complete ass of myself if I went to PF--even though I'd love to go! Sounds like so much fun...*sigh*...whaddya gonna do?

OnyxCougar · 05-16-2005, 09:41 AM

That's the weekend right before I'm moving, so I'm not going to be able to come....AGAIN, dammit. *sigh* I think I'll go cry in a corner....

SteveDallas · 05-16-2005, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

I could post a film strip of last years Plastic Forks. Given how some of it is PG-13 (Parental Guidance:"Mommy, why are those two girls kissing?"), and I don't have anyones permission, I think I'll abstain. I do have the photos available to anyone who knows the exact URL.

Ditto, besides, my only interesting one was of a young lady easting a sausage, and I don't need that kind of trouble.

elSicomoro · 05-16-2005, 10:59 AM

I remember that one well...

I believe wolf has the pic of the woman drinking a beer from between her boobs 2 years ago.

wolf · 05-16-2005, 02:08 PM

Yes, I do have that photograph.

The Approach
The Drink
The Solo

There typically is weather-witching involved with respect to forks. Bob and I have very different opinions on that.

One year I drove down to forks in a major rainstorm, that STOPPED at the Chester County Line. Not petered out, slowed down, or switched to a drizzle. Ended. Done. Like I had driven through a curtain. Sky was blue, birds were chirping. No rain or sign of rain.

Just a note to all ... for reasons not disclosed, forks will be launching from the top of the house this year (go to the screen porch on the upper level), so we need to find a new space for the bonfire.

05-15-2005, 10:14 AM	#1
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Plastic Forks 2005 Alright, bastards...as has been mentioned a few times in other threads, Plastic Forks is coming up soon. What it is: A celebration of the summer solstice. A day for eating, drinking and general merriment. Where it is: Chadds Ford, PA (SW suburbs of Philadelphia). Who will be there: A lot of unique people, including quite a few Cellar Dwellars and Bosquers. Wolf will certainly be there. So will I, in what will be one of my final Philadelphia appearances...you may never see me again, so why the hell wouldn't you want to come? When it is: Saturday June 25 at 3pm until the last person leaves Sunday afternoon. What to bring: Food, beer, liquor, a drum and/or cream cheese. How to get there/questions: PM or ask Wolf.

05-15-2005, 02:03 PM	#2
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Sycamore, where is it you are moving to? I know there was mention of jobs lost and gained, but I don't remember you saying you were moving out of the area? I could post a film strip of last years Plastic Forks. Given how some of it is PG-13 (Parental Guidance:"Mommy, why are those two girls kissing?"), and I don't have anyones permission, I think I'll abstain. I do have the photos available to anyone who knows the exact URL. This will be my third year at Plastic Forks. It's a lot of fun and good food. Some silliness, but the promised rampant nudity and outrageous behavior never materialized. OK, some outrageous behavior materialized, but nothing that would offend Blue-staters and Libertarians. Must...try...harder. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

05-15-2005, 03:38 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The nakidity is somewhat dependent upon the afterdark warmth ... it's been a mite chilly these past few years. I think we did use the kiddie pool to keep the beers at drinkable temperature year before last ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-15-2005, 05:50 PM	#6
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	The year before last was chilly. I thought last year's weather was perfect. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

05-15-2005, 10:45 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well the year before was the day after a record rain that was over the road by my house and the Brandywine was halfway over Rte 1 so I think we really lucked out. Or it was witchcraft. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-15-2005, 03:41 PM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I don't recall any kind of pool in the past 2 years.

05-15-2005, 06:05 PM	#7
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Last year was great...the year before, it was chilly and it tried to rain.

05-16-2005, 03:21 AM	#9
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	That was probably Wolf and her friends playing with their black magic...I told them to lay off it a week before Forks last year.

05-16-2005, 09:11 AM	#10
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	I would like to make the Forks and meet some of the fellow dwellars. But in my so called delicate situation, I guess not. It's a long way from home to fall off wagon & get fall down stupid drunk. Around 1k miles. Maybe next time, my higher power willing Ya'll have a great time & let's see the photos. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch. Last edited by busterb; 05-16-2005 at 09:13 AM. Reason: sp

05-16-2005, 09:14 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Yeah, me, too, busterb. Meeting new people is a stress situation for me and I'm sure I'd make a complete ass of myself if I went to PF--even though I'd love to go! Sounds like so much fun...sigh...whaddya gonna do? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-16-2005, 09:41 AM	#12
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	That's the weekend right before I'm moving, so I'm not going to be able to come....AGAIN, dammit. sigh I think I'll go cry in a corner.... __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

05-16-2005, 10:59 AM	#14
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I remember that one well... I believe wolf has the pic of the woman drinking a beer from between her boobs 2 years ago.

05-16-2005, 02:08 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yes, I do have that photograph. The Approach The Drink The Solo There typically is weather-witching involved with respect to forks. Bob and I have very different opinions on that. One year I drove down to forks in a major rainstorm, that STOPPED at the Chester County Line. Not petered out, slowed down, or switched to a drizzle. Ended. Done. Like I had driven through a curtain. Sky was blue, birds were chirping. No rain or sign of rain. Just a note to all ... for reasons not disclosed, forks will be launching from the top of the house this year (go to the screen porch on the upper level), so we need to find a new space for the bonfire. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 05-16-2005 at 02:10 PM.

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