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12-18-2006, 01:16 PM | #17 |
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Doctor Noah Praetorius: Professor Elwell, you are the only man I know who can say 'malignant' the way other people say 'Bingo!'.
Professor Barker: Elwell, you can use more words more unpleasantly than any irritating little pipsqueak I've ever known! Shunderson: Professor Elwell, you're a little man. It's not that you're short. You're...little, in the mind and in the heart. Tonight, you tried to make a man little whose boots you couldn't touch if you stood on tiptoe on top of the highest mountain in the world. And as it turned out...you're even littler than you were before. "People Will Talk"
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12-18-2006, 01:22 PM | #18 |
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wiggle your ears, my thighs itch.
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12-18-2006, 04:10 PM | #19 |
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"You can wish in one hand and KRAP in the other and see which one fills up first." - Grumpy Old Men
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12-18-2006, 09:21 PM | #20 |
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Essentially the same line also shows up in Bad Santa.
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A couple of seventeenth-century English courtiers were going at each other until one of them, famously corruptible and womanizing, shouted at the second:
"You, sir, will end up either on the gallows or with the pox!" "That will depend, sir, on whether I embrace your morals, or your mistress." Ba dum bump.
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12-19-2006, 02:12 AM | #22 |
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Demented and sad, but social. -- The Breakfast Club
My boss and I sometimes randomly come out with little bits and pieces from The Fifth Element, usually prompted by admitted a patient named "Cor-neel-e-oos." Holy Grail quotes are not unusual. Also, a Spockian, "Logic is a little bird, tweeting in a meadow," in response to some serious inanity really speaks volumes to those in the know. The "SonOfABitch!" from Creator also gets some mileage.
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12-19-2006, 02:58 PM | #24 |
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12-20-2006, 03:45 PM | #28 |
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Also, there is a one word line in Ed Wood, delivered by Bill Murray...While getting baptized so that Ed can secure funding for his latest movie...when asked if he takes Jesus as his personal savior, Murray compliantly shrugs, "sure." (dunk). Perfect.
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Leia: You came in that? You're braver than I thought!
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