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Old 01-17-2007, 01:44 PM   #16
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Some comedian (female, but I hate the word comedienne) said "I'll vacuum when they make one you can ride on." Love it.
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Old 01-17-2007, 01:46 PM   #17
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Rosanne Barr

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I like how I clean - every Thursday, I leave a check on the counter.
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Old 01-17-2007, 02:03 PM   #18
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Matter of time- a Segway Vacuum.
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Old 01-17-2007, 02:12 PM   #19
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I'd wear a condom if I did the cleaning 'cuz I know I would fuck it up.
My bf does the cleaning. I do the cooking. :-)
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Old 01-17-2007, 05:31 PM   #20
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Fruit of the Loom Boxer Briefs. I throw a t-shirt on when I go outside to shake the rugs or the dustrags.

Why get clothing sweaty, wet or dirty?
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:14 PM   #21
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um...whatever I happen to be wearing when I decide to clean house.
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:19 PM   #22
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I like the vacuums that you turn on and leave and it mills about eventually covering every square inch.
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:34 PM   #23
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I'll let you know when I do some. Does bagging up the empties in the morning count? I do that in my cow skirt.
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:38 PM   #24
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I'll let you know when I do some. Does bagging up the empties in the morning count? I do that in my cow skirt.
Can we have a pic of the cow skirt?
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:39 PM   #25
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a football helmet, kilt and flippers.

wow, we are birds of a feather. I wear hip waders and a sombrero.
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:47 PM   #26
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lacrosse shoulder-pads, jock strap, and bunny slippers
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:50 PM   #27
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hmmm
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:54 PM   #28
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Usually, a bathrobe and baseball cap.

But on special occasions, I'll put on my Roman Centurian outfit.
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Old 01-18-2007, 02:02 PM   #29
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...on special occasions, I'll put on my Roman Centurian outfit.
OOooooooBAYBEE! Women a Roman Centurian! But I insist that you me into submission first!
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Old 01-18-2007, 02:26 PM   #30
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Can we have a pic of the cow skirt?
Is it like this?
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