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10-04-2007, 08:57 PM | #241 |
polaroid of perfection
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I couldn't understand why I wasn't at my parents' wedding. I kept asking to see the photos with me in. When I finally grasped that concept... I couldn't understand why my (older) sister wasn't there.
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10-05-2007, 06:19 PM | #242 |
Touring the facilities
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I use to think that kids grew up and adults "grew down." I would tell my mom that I would be the boss once I grew up and she grew down.
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10-06-2007, 09:53 AM | #243 |
erika
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I'm still entirely confident in this theory.
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10-10-2007, 12:15 PM | #244 |
Touring the facilities
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I am starting to wonder if I wasn't right all along, also. In fact, sometimes I wonder if I don't learn more from my son than he learns from me....?
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10-11-2007, 04:35 AM | #245 |
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Irish Baby Food
I had this (taken at a pub in Ballyvaughan, Co. Clare) as my "desktop" background at work. I work in a hospital. I called social work into the emergency department early one morning regarding a pediatric abuse case. She was not amused !!!
USCivilianSon#1 was ten months old at the time. Every night on this two week vacation he sipped the foam from my Guinness . I cannot wait to take his little brother to Ireland someday soon and keep up the tradition. |
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I had a dog, years ago, that was partial to a drop of guiness from time to time. |
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10-11-2007, 06:56 AM | #247 | |
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Plausible Deniability
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10-12-2007, 04:01 PM | #248 |
why so serious
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Went to a banquet last night and my little cousin was there. She had on a real cute dress with black tights. Later into the evening she has to go potty. She's 3yrs old. So I take her and after she's finished, she says that she has to pull up her "Pantypose". I thought it was cute.
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10-12-2007, 04:12 PM | #249 |
Tool. Not the band - you are one.
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School spelling words = sentence writing for homework.
I can't remember the spelling word, but one sentence said something about liking to get wet and playing with the "hoes".
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10-12-2007, 05:12 PM | #250 |
why so serious
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10-12-2007, 05:15 PM | #251 |
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One summer we were walking out in the pasture, in the blazing hot Texas sun, and my nephew says "I'm losing life units!"
...the kid plays alot of video games.
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10-12-2007, 05:57 PM | #252 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Both stepkids play a lot of Pokemon.
The other day, I overheard the older one explaining to the younger one why we wash our hands: "Because germs are weak against water attacks." |
10-28-2007, 10:45 AM | #253 |
Your Bartender
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I was innocently driving along yesterday when my car started stalling at every traffic light, and then smoke was coming out from under the hood. I pulled into a parking lot and called AAA, then called Mrs. Dallas, who was at a rehearsal (that I was supposed to be at too!) We agreed to talk again at the rehearsal break to see what was going on. When we did, she said Young Master Dallas wanted to speak with me.
"Dad? Was there really smoke coming out of the car?" "Yep." "Actual SMOKE??" "Yes." "From the front of the car????" "I'm afraid so." "COOOOLLL!!!!" |
10-28-2007, 01:50 PM | #254 |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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time to sit the boy down and have the Talk !!!!
( about engines that is )
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10-28-2007, 07:04 PM | #255 |
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"Now, son, sometimes, a piston and a cylinder will really love each other.. but there just won't be any oil left . . . "
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