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Old 10-23-2007, 01:56 PM   #466
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I heard there was some whoreing going on in here, and no one invited me....

Again!!!

I may not be the most obvious choice for such an event, but it's incredible how many people utterly fail to mention it......
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Old 10-23-2007, 03:57 PM   #467
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for someone who seems to hate weeds so much, this appears a little like fertilizer to my untrained eye...
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:28 PM   #468
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more like a little... potted plant.

in ONE place.

appropriately named.

Not spread out over the whole damn lawn.

One dandelion is pretty. A field of them is... still pretty. But a front yard of them drives down the property value.
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Old 10-23-2007, 10:10 PM   #469
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Geek Heirarchy: ("consider themselves less geeky than):

http://www.brunching.com/images/geekchart.pdf
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Old 10-23-2007, 11:24 PM   #470
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WARNING! YOU MUST HAVE A STRONG STOMACH TO READ THIS!

Holy crap, so my roommates showed me "meatspin" and "two girls and one cup".

Grossest things I've ever seen.
I was like WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK.

Sorry for my vulgarity, but those videos are seriously messed up. I don't even know why I'm posting this other than my mind has been blown.
Beware, if you decide to google it. Seriously. Caution.

P.S. Only if you've seen the infamous tubgirl, will you have knowledge of what these might be.

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Old 10-23-2007, 11:56 PM   #471
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update:

z:
1000 - 368 = 632 posts to go
632 / 18.2 = 34 days

c:
1000 - 846 = 154 posts to go
154 / 2.3 = 66 days

Tick tock people!
Bah, statistics.
In the last few weeks, Cicero has been posting at WAY more than 2.3 per day. She must have been through a very long period of slow posting, a while ago.

Since 12th October (12 days) she has gone from 737 to 846 = 109 posts = 9 per day = 17 days to 1,000 AT CURRENT RATE.

I too have stepped it up, going from 124 to 368 at 20 PPD in the same period, but this still leaves me (a) 31 days from 1,000 and (b) desperately in need of a life.

I am gaining by 11 Posts per day, so at current rates I should draw level with Cicero in 43 days, say, the first few days of December, and with our tallies at around 1,200 to 1,250 - if I can keep this rate up.

Cicero, we should found a brothel.
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:03 AM   #472
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Alright...I really need more friends in my time zone...this is getting ridiculous....
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:06 AM   #473
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What's wrong with the friends who aren't in your time zone?
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:45 PM   #474
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Ah...er....nothing....

but 5-7am is a little late for a bedtime really....and that's the time (for me) both of these messages were posted
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Old 10-26-2007, 12:35 PM   #475
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I am not my post count
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Old 10-26-2007, 12:54 PM   #476
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I am not my post count
1. Hypocrite!

2. You will be, my friend, you will be .... bwahahahahahah
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:01 PM   #477
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Holy crap, so my roommates showed me "meatspin" and "two girls and one cup".

Grossest things I've ever seen.
Edited - I asked for a clue as to what they were, then remembered I am no longer at work (!) so accessed Urban Dictionary.
Meatspin would probably just make me laugh, but I wouldn't make it through 5 seconds of Two Girls One Cup - it contains the things that disturb and disgust me on a visceral level.
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:06 PM   #478
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Welcome Dingle!!! I like your photo...you look like you are trying to grab change from behind your ear.

I keep trying and it doesn't work for me...

Zen.....he doesn't think he's made up of his post count at his core. Ha ha ahahahahaa!


120 Zen...120...
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:18 PM   #479
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120 Zen...120...
Yah, with a 700+ head start!!!
I am all for choosing your battles, but this is just a sport. To win without difficulty is to triumph without glory. Why don't you play it really safe and challenge Dingle to a race to 900?

PS: 19.92 posts per day. In your face, Mrs. 2.37!



EDIT: 2.34 am, 27th October 2007. Posts per day = 20.00 . Nyah nyah nya-nyah nyahhh!
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:22 PM   #480
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You should watch me play pool sometime...
(my poor dear husband)

He doesn't know that I have a crush on you.

And that I stalk you on the cellar.
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