November 11, 2007: Badger badger badger - Page 2

busterb · 11-11-2007, 07:20 PM

If they'd had these cows in Mississippi, we wouldn't have had the 55mil. beef plant flap up .
In addition, 90,000 cattle are culled annually due to mastitis, 31,000 due to lameness and 125,000 due to infertility2.

think-floyd · 11-11-2007, 09:46 PM

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On 17 August 1998 the Government published the Bourne Report4 and announced its plans for a strategy to control bTB in cattle.

That's it! send Matt Damon in to take out the Tuberculosis Badgers covertly.

DucksNuts · 11-12-2007, 03:17 AM

OK, thats fake ....right? coz none of them have shadows? ....bite me, I have never called photoshop before.

Oh and....wtf with that badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger thingie?

ogwen69 · 11-12-2007, 04:54 AM

I call Photoshop i'm afraid.

IIRC Badgers are pretty territorial, and wouldn't tolerate that many rivals.

I suspect that someone has had a camera on a tripod, and taken lots of images of one badger (and the cat) in the garden over a period of time, then photoshopped.

Anyway, it can't be real, there's no mushroom and no snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakes

Sundae · 11-12-2007, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Oh and....wtf with that badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger thingie?

Edited - realised UT had in fact linked the badgerbadgerbadger etc
You will pass it on to someone else Ducks. You will. Or it will drive you insane. Them's the rules I'm afriad.

BTW Nikolai, glad to see you're still around! But personally I'd drink the booze and call out for pizza

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2007, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Oh and....wtf with that badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger thingie?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

ZenGum · 11-12-2007, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ogwen69

I call Photoshop i'm afraid.

IIRC Badgers are pretty territorial, and wouldn't tolerate that many rivals.

I suspect that someone has had a camera on a tripod, and taken lots of images of one badger (and the cat) in the garden over a period of time, then photoshopped.

Anyway, it can't be real, there's no mushroom and no snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakes

I agree that it is probably photoshopped, but by a different technique - I doubt a badger would hang around that long with flashes going off all the time. I guess they have one photo of a garden at night, and lots of photos of one badger mucking about against a plain (indoor/studio) background, and pasted the badger in appropriately. I've seen a similar one with scores of monkeys in a library.

Yellow #5 · 11-12-2007, 09:24 AM

Badgers ..... BADGERS! ..... We don't need no stinking BADGERS!

LabRat · 11-12-2007, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i don't think they're badgers at all. I think they're aardvarks.

dontcha mean yardvarks?

ZenGum · 11-12-2007, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

dontcha mean yardvarks?

Vark you.

It's a dolphin, I tells ya.

Cloud · 11-12-2007, 10:21 AM

they have such strange little tails

Sarasvati48 · 11-12-2007, 12:37 PM

What? No photoshop declarations? It is obiously the same badger, probably setting off some kind of motion flash whilst moving about the yard. The cat probably came in at the last minute, then moved out of frame...That many badgers would have had kitty for dinner...

ViennaWaits · 11-12-2007, 05:51 PM

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That's it! send Matt Damon in to take out the Tuberculosis Badgers covertly.

Beautiful.

Elspode · 11-12-2007, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarasvati48

What? No photoshop declarations? It is obiously the same badger, probably setting off some kind of motion flash whilst moving about the yard. The cat probably came in at the last minute, then moved out of frame...That many badgers would have had kitty for dinner...

That would require a multiple exposure, wouldn't it? Can't be that, all the static stuff would be blurred and overexposed, and the moon would been in a slightly different position every time the camera went off.

DucksNuts · 11-12-2007, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Yeahh, I got that in UT's post....but I want to know wtf its about? why did they do it...what is it?

I NEED to know, coz the bloody kids wont stop singing it and its in my head now.

11-11-2007, 07:20 PM	#16
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	If they'd had these cows in Mississippi, we wouldn't have had the 55mil. beef plant flap up . In addition, 90,000 cattle are culled annually due to mastitis, 31,000 due to lameness and 125,000 due to infertility2. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

11-12-2007, 10:21 AM	#26
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	they have such strange little tails __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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11-12-2007, 03:17 AM	#18
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	OK, thats fake ....right? coz none of them have shadows? ....bite me, I have never called photoshop before. Oh and....wtf with that badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger thingie?

11-12-2007, 04:54 AM	#19
ogwen69 Custom User Title goes here Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 42	I call Photoshop i'm afraid. IIRC Badgers are pretty territorial, and wouldn't tolerate that many rivals. I suspect that someone has had a camera on a tripod, and taken lots of images of one badger (and the cat) in the garden over a period of time, then photoshopped. Anyway, it can't be real, there's no mushroom and no snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakes

11-12-2007, 09:24 AM	#23
Yellow #5 Lead Subordinate Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Iowa Posts: 15	Badgers ..... BADGERS! ..... We don't need no stinking BADGERS!

11-12-2007, 12:37 PM	#27
Sarasvati48 Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 46	What? No photoshop declarations? It is obiously the same badger, probably setting off some kind of motion flash whilst moving about the yard. The cat probably came in at the last minute, then moved out of frame...That many badgers would have had kitty for dinner...

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