Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 20

monster · 11-25-2007, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

My kids have their swimming carnival on this Wednesday. We were talking about what strokes they're entered in. turns out it's everything for both of them. They're both going to try for age champion.

anyway, my youngest was talking about butterfly, and he said, "I'm the best in my class, but I still suck".

Reminds me of a swim meet last summer where one one my friend's kids said in a huge loud voice at one of the few quiet moments "I suck at breast". *snicker*

binky · 11-26-2007, 12:00 PM

my 11 yr old has a great new weight loss idea - tiny little tapeworms in a capsule, that you can just swallow

SteveDallas · 11-26-2007, 12:12 PM

I like it!!!

ZenGum · 11-26-2007, 12:20 PM

It's not original - the idea has been around (possibly as an urban legend) for years. I have seen posters (possibly fake) dated from the early 1900s advertising weight-loss tape worm eggs.
Uggghhh.
I suppose you could also develop a giant hair-ball.

binky · 11-26-2007, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

It's not original - the idea has been around (possibly as an urban legend) for years. I have seen posters (possibly fake) dated from the early 1900s advertising weight-loss tape worm eggs.
Uggghhh.
I suppose you could also develop a giant hair-ball.

That is really sick

binky · 11-26-2007, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I like it!!!

LOL you would!!

binky · 11-26-2007, 06:58 PM

okay no more tv for my 11 yr old- she just told my 7 yr old "take it up with your attorney"

Aliantha · 11-26-2007, 07:55 PM

haha....now that's funny.

Clodfobble · 11-26-2007, 10:48 PM

From the 9-year-old stepdaughter the other evening:

"Are you sure these pajamas are for girls?" (This sort of thing has always been a huge concern for her.)
"Of course. First off, it's a nightgown, and boys really don't wear nightgowns, and second, it's pink and covered in hearts and glitter."
"Then why does it have a boy's name on it?"
"What?"
"The tag says 'Steve' on it."
"Honey... that's 'St. Eve.'"

SteveDallas · 11-26-2007, 11:03 PM

hahah!

classicman · 11-27-2007, 03:17 PM

LOL thats too cute

Stormieweather · 01-11-2008, 11:47 PM

Late last night, my insomniac 2 1/2 yr old daughter comes strolling out of her bedroom holding her doll. She looks at her dad and I and while pointing to her doll, says.."Look! Look! Baby has a boo-boo!! Awwwwww...."

There was a panty liner (new) with the strip removed, stuck to her doll's arm like a giant bandaid.

She bandaged and re-bandaged and kissed that boo-boo for hours.

Tonight, I just cleaned up BBQ sauce (from one of those small plastic cartons you get at fast food places) that she had poured all over her doll and the couch...exclaiming..."look!! Baby boo-boo, is bleeding!"

Maybe she's going to grow up to be a doctor?

monster · 01-12-2008, 12:24 AM

I was helping in class yesterday (grades1&2), and they were just finishing up Spanish when I walked in. Thor proudly rushed over to show me his work -three pictures of waether conditions with the appropriate terms in Spanish)then went off because he wanted to draw a picture on the back. Other kids came over to show me their work, I enthused as per my role, then the teacher called the class to the meeting space. Thor runs over excitedly to show me (and then her) his last picture:

monster · 01-12-2008, 12:25 AM

it's gotta be the first word he's ever written legibly and spelled correctly!

SteveDallas · 01-12-2008, 12:38 AM

Did he get point off for not writing it in Spanish?

11-26-2007, 12:20 PM	#289
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It's not original - the idea has been around (possibly as an urban legend) for years. I have seen posters (possibly fake) dated from the early 1900s advertising weight-loss tape worm eggs. Uggghhh. I suppose you could also develop a giant hair-ball. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-26-2007, 07:55 PM	#293
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	haha....now that's funny. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-11-2008, 11:47 PM	#297
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Late last night, my insomniac 2 1/2 yr old daughter comes strolling out of her bedroom holding her doll. She looks at her dad and I and while pointing to her doll, says.."Look! Look! Baby has a boo-boo!! Awwwwww...." There was a panty liner (new) with the strip removed, stuck to her doll's arm like a giant bandaid. She bandaged and re-bandaged and kissed that boo-boo for hours. Tonight, I just cleaned up BBQ sauce (from one of those small plastic cartons you get at fast food places) that she had poured all over her doll and the couch...exclaiming..."look!! Baby boo-boo, is bleeding!" Maybe she's going to grow up to be a doctor? __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

01-12-2008, 12:24 AM	#298
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I was helping in class yesterday (grades1&2), and they were just finishing up Spanish when I walked in. Thor proudly rushed over to show me his work -three pictures of waether conditions with the appropriate terms in Spanish)then went off because he wanted to draw a picture on the back. Other kids came over to show me their work, I enthused as per my role, then the teacher called the class to the meeting space. Thor runs over excitedly to show me (and then her) his last picture: Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-12-2008, 12:25 AM	#299
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	it's gotta be the first word he's ever written legibly and spelled correctly! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-26-2007, 12:00 PM	#287
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	my 11 yr old has a great new weight loss idea - tiny little tapeworms in a capsule, that you can just swallow

11-26-2007, 12:12 PM	#288
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I like it!!!

11-26-2007, 06:58 PM	#292
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	okay no more tv for my 11 yr old- she just told my 7 yr old "take it up with your attorney"

11-26-2007, 10:48 PM	#294
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	From the 9-year-old stepdaughter the other evening: "Are you sure these pajamas are for girls?" (This sort of thing has always been a huge concern for her.) "Of course. First off, it's a nightgown, and boys really don't wear nightgowns, and second, it's pink and covered in hearts and glitter." "Then why does it have a boy's name on it?" "What?" "The tag says 'Steve' on it." "Honey... that's 'St. Eve.'"

11-26-2007, 11:03 PM	#295
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	hahah!

11-27-2007, 03:17 PM	#296
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	LOL thats too cute

01-12-2008, 12:38 AM	#300
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Did he get point off for not writing it in Spanish?

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