Hemmorhoids (piles) - Page 2

monster · 01-23-2008, 08:45 PM

I heard followers of

never get them.

HungLikeJesus · 01-23-2008, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Ah, now I understand where he got his user name.

Big Red, that is.

lumberjim · 01-23-2008, 09:39 PM

ok.....click this and pause it.....let it load up to 4:00 in.....then start it.....

sorry...i looked for this clip for like a half an hour. this is the best i could find.

LabRat · 01-24-2008, 09:12 AM

I'll make sure to ask him what he did when he hung out on his grandparents farm as a kid...

DanaC · 01-24-2008, 06:57 PM

Ick. I get them every so often (like once every couple of years) have done since I was about 23. Freaked me out the first time (like Wolf, I thought it was something serious). They don't seem to last long when they come up and I suspect they are to do with diet.

Cloud · 01-24-2008, 07:00 PM

I think all mothers are pretty familiar with them, being a common side effect of pregnancy. No fun, though.

Extra cleanliness helps. I love a clean asshole.

In more ways than one. :p

jinx · 01-24-2008, 08:36 PM

Uh, no, I made it thru 2 pregnancies without issue. My sister came thru hers unscathed as well. I haven't asked anyone else...

monster · 01-24-2008, 08:52 PM

3 sprogs, no piles. stretchmarks to rival a British road map.

Cloud · 01-24-2008, 09:05 PM

well you guys are lucky then, but it is a common side effect of pregnancy. really.

monster · 01-24-2008, 09:10 PM

oh yes. I'm happy to have missed that. no morning sickness either.

Cloud · 01-24-2008, 10:47 PM

is a sprog a child? or does it mean "baby?"

. . . or maybe wildrazorbackhog?

DanaC · 01-25-2008, 03:26 AM

'sprog' means baby or young child.

Quote:

I made it thru 2 pregnancies without issue.

*chuckles* taken out of context that sounds like you managed to have two pregnancies but no children.

BigV · 01-25-2008, 05:06 PM

hm. To me it sounds more like she's been the virgin mary. twice.

01-23-2008, 08:45 PM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I heard followers of never get them. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2008, 09:39 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok.....click this and pause it.....let it load up to 4:00 in.....then start it..... sorry...i looked for this clip for like a half an hour. this is the best i could find. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-24-2008, 09:12 AM	#19
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I'll make sure to ask him what he did when he hung out on his grandparents farm as a kid... __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

01-24-2008, 07:00 PM	#21
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I think all mothers are pretty familiar with them, being a common side effect of pregnancy. No fun, though. Extra cleanliness helps. I love a clean asshole. In more ways than one. :p __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-24-2008, 08:36 PM	#22
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Uh, no, I made it thru 2 pregnancies without issue. My sister came thru hers unscathed as well. I haven't asked anyone else... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-24-2008, 06:57 PM	#20
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Ick. I get them every so often (like once every couple of years) have done since I was about 23. Freaked me out the first time (like Wolf, I thought it was something serious). They don't seem to last long when they come up and I suspect they are to do with diet.

01-24-2008, 08:52 PM	#23
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	3 sprogs, no piles. stretchmarks to rival a British road map. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-24-2008, 09:05 PM	#24
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	well you guys are lucky then, but it is a common side effect of pregnancy. really. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-24-2008, 09:10 PM	#25
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oh yes. I'm happy to have missed that. no morning sickness either. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-24-2008, 10:47 PM	#26
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	is a sprog a child? or does it mean "baby?" . . . or maybe wildrazorbackhog? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-25-2008, 05:06 PM	#28
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	hm. To me it sounds more like she's been the virgin mary. twice. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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