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Old 11-18-2008, 02:14 PM   #961
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"And lastly, #7: you are now finished with these instructions. If you have printed them out, please place the paper into the paper recycling bin."
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Old 11-18-2008, 02:59 PM   #962
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Stick a Real Doll in one of the big trash cans.
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Old 11-18-2008, 03:06 PM   #963
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Stick a Real Doll in one of the big trash cans.
and a stick of butter.
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Old 11-18-2008, 03:12 PM   #964
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and a stick of butter.
lol!
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Old 11-18-2008, 04:02 PM   #965
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and a stick of butter.


Good idea!
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Old 11-18-2008, 05:05 PM   #966
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Should I put porn mags in the recycling bins just for kicks?
You'll get in lots of trouble.


Glossy color isn't recycle-able.
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Old 11-18-2008, 06:43 PM   #967
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Cellar i.d.


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Old 11-18-2008, 06:53 PM   #968
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Is this because you always show up under a fake name?
Let me tell you, young lady, that anyone faking an EU ID is a Terrorist! We'll come and get you! And force you to live in an aprtment in the city you were captured in! And you'll have to eat food and drink wone you can't get in the US until you go to court.

Um. Okay.
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Old 11-19-2008, 10:02 AM   #969
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J.P. Hayes = Rannulph Junuh [from The Legend of Bagger Vance]

According to reports, he disqualified himself when he realized he was using an illegal golf ball during play. Integrity! It's good to see in professional sports people.
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Old 11-20-2008, 08:30 AM   #970
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How frequently can I click the "New Posts" button, before it is a sign of OCD and/or not having a life?
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Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
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Old 11-20-2008, 08:32 AM   #971
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Three?
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Old 11-20-2008, 08:50 AM   #972
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How many times can a man click New Posts,
before he has OCD?
and how many threads can the cellar maintain,
'til it chokes up UT's ISP?
And how many years can a lurker exist,
before they're a loud "look-at-me"?

The answer, my friend ...
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Old 11-20-2008, 09:55 AM   #973
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-applauds- Thank you for the new earworm...
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Old 11-20-2008, 10:46 AM   #974
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How frequently can I click the "New Posts" button, before it is a sign of OCD and/or not having a life?
Its not your fault Zen, it just means cellerites are being lazy ...AND NOT POSTING ENOUGH.

Hee.

eta: that is if you meant clicking the new post button over and over again while waiting for a new post to appear. Um.... not like I ever do that.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:11 AM   #975
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That F5 Complex is good for Woot Offs, though.

Thus spake the Wooter with an F5 Complex.
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