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#1546 |
Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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#1547 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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#1548 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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"He looks so natural... just like he did when he was alive."
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#1549 |
Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,684
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Stiff now has a double meaning!
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#1550 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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Insert your witty caption below.
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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Quote:
Oh no Mr. Hand! Oooooooo!!!!
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#1552 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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It's Mr Potato Dick!
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#1553 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Timmy the Testicle says:
Stop wasting it on Victoria's Secret catalogues! One day you'll have to pay a fortune for IVF! |
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#1554 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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![]() Good one, Sundae! One of the lads in one of my classes toady was busy sticking a new cover over his dictionary ... all the bikini girls from a sales catalogue. He relabeled it a "dicktionary".
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#1555 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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#1556 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Posts: 21,393
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Doggy strap-on?
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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#1557 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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There was an enormous dog in the vets today, barely under control.
"Don't worry," said the owner as he was dragged across the floor to meet me, "he's just a puppy!" I wasn'tworried for me, but after all I had a poorly cat in a plastic carrier that this dog looked like it could swallow whole. Anyway, once I was checked in and settled down on a seat I looked over again. The dog was sat down by now, and it had its lipstick out. With all the waiting room to look at, my eye kept being drawn to that waggling little pink and red thing, so out of proportion for the dog's big body. I was very relieved when they left. |
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#1558 |
Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
Posts: 3,549
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#1559 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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my boxer would drag his unit around behind him on a trolley. it was freaking huge. much bigger than his brain.
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#1560 |
trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
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We had a dog once who's back paws were damaged and he managed to learn how to walk on his front legs. It was amazing. He wasn't a small dog either. He was a bull arab which is a large hunting dog. I don't know if it's a recognized breed in the states, but think of a pointer cross with some staghound with a bit of bull terrier thrown in for good measure.
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