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09-26-2009, 05:22 PM
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I think this is a princess and the pea moment. I'm pretty sure if someone placed a chip and battery in my underwear I'd notice.
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09-26-2009, 08:15 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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Probably work well till she sobered up. And she HAS to change her panties daily in case she has a wreck or something.
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09-26-2009, 10:30 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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GPS doesn't work indoors, so unless she's getting shagged in the park, it may not be too useful. Just wire her car instead.
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09-26-2009, 10:32 PM
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Come on, cat.
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Just don't let her leave the house without a related-male escort, duh.
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09-27-2009, 06:47 AM
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still says videotape
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Speaking of duh, a nice burka could obviously support a more powerful transmitter or even a longer range receiver for her shock collar.
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09-27-2009, 08:45 AM
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09-27-2009, 08:46 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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10-02-2009, 08:55 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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10-02-2009, 11:52 PM
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Your Bartender
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Just exactly what is that "nurse" (? I assume that's what the cap is?) in the background getting ready to examine?
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10-03-2009, 04:35 PM
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A cock cozy?
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10-03-2009, 08:16 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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I have no idea. I found it while performing a "cat boob" google image search (if you don't know, don't ask...)
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10-03-2009, 11:04 PM
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I can hear my ears
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super FUP/gunt/vajomach
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10-04-2009, 12:00 AM
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
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thats a serious case of front butt right there.
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10-04-2009, 09:06 AM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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10-04-2009, 12:43 PM
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I'm still a jerk
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