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Old 05-11-2011, 10:08 AM   #16
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whoo hoo, more room for me!

Here's a thought ... suppose they got the date right, but nobody's saved enough to get taken?
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:41 AM   #17
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You mean saved enough to pay the ferry man?
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:52 AM   #18
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I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!"
I wish I could meet some of them. Last chance to find out how it feels to take it up the ass!
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:57 AM   #19
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I wish I could meet some of them. Last chance to find out how it feels to take it up the ass!
You have a grim view of heaven. I imagine it as a big orgy of people at their sexiness and least amount of inhibitions.
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:00 AM   #20
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So god wants me to have fifty virgins. It's about time. Finding fifty virgins is (as George Jr described it) so harrrrrd.

I always choose to believe the best parts of every religion.
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:35 AM   #21
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Think about it tw. You start with fifty virgins, you boink one, 49 virgins left. You'll eventually run out of virgins. It's a trap!
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:37 AM   #22
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What are you all planning to wear? Does Sears have a rapture collection?
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:39 AM   #23
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Think about it tw. You start with fifty virgins, you boink one, 49 virgins left. You'll eventually run out of virgins. It's a trap!
Orrrrrrrrr. It's a new bus song.

49 virgins are here with us all
49 virgins are here...
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:40 AM   #24
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whoo hoo, more room for me!

Here's a thought ... suppose they got the date right, but nobody's saved enough to get taken?
We'll all be standing there waving goodbye to one lone body floating up to the sky. Bye UG!
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:47 AM   #25
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Hmmm, so have the classes started up yet?
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:50 AM   #26
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Suits? We gotta dress up for this crap? Eff that, it'll Saturday. I will be left behind in sweats.
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:52 AM   #27
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Orrrrrrrrr. It's a new bus song.

49 virgins are here with us all
49 virgins are here...
Knock one down
Rip off her gown

48 virgins are here with us all.
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:29 PM   #28
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Suits? We gotta dress up for this crap? Eff that, it'll Saturday. I will be left behind in sweats.


yabbut - too hot for sweats. I will be left behind in my ragged painting shorts and tee.
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:32 PM   #29
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:34 PM   #30
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That's a dolphin.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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