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05-19-2011, 11:26 AM | #1 |
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Countdown to woodchuck rapture
According to the very ancient pyramidic scrolls and my Timex watch the woodchuck rapture could happen anytime between tonight and Saturday night.
Unlike regular raptures, the woodchuck rapture does not involve woodchucks floating into the air but rather sinking into the earth.
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05-19-2011, 11:31 AM | #2 |
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My garden is like freaking Fort Knox now. It's crazy. Hopefully the rapture extends a bit further South and includes all garden pests.
This morning, I was watching a bunny just feet from my garden, munching on clover, but it couldn't get past the multiple layers of security to harm my blueberries, tomatoes or peppers. |
05-19-2011, 11:32 AM | #3 |
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How much good could a goodwoodchuck good if a goodwoodchuck could chuck goodwood?
Your theory isn't grounded in reality. |
05-19-2011, 11:45 AM | #4 |
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Ground chuck?
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05-19-2011, 12:04 PM | #5 |
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What do you call a woodchuck with no legs?
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05-19-2011, 12:05 PM | #6 |
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05-19-2011, 12:22 PM | #7 |
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Woodchuck Norris?
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05-19-2011, 06:29 PM | #8 |
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Ground Chuck!
I spazzed out and put my target sighting in Garden 2011
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05-20-2011, 08:05 AM | #9 |
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My answer was better.
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05-20-2011, 09:44 AM | #10 |
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It may have been better, but it was still wrong.
cf: What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
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05-20-2011, 09:48 AM | #11 |
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What do you call a person with no legs?
Whatever their name is, you disability-fascist.
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05-20-2011, 09:55 AM | #12 |
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What's red and sits in the corner of the kitchen in a high chair?
A native American Woman Child (From the feminist's book of jokes)
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I'm messing with you dude. It was better because monkeys are funnier than feet. When you go to the circus, you don't see a bunch of feet riding giant unicycles, do you? |
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05-20-2011, 10:58 AM | #14 |
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OH yeah then why do they say "more fun than a barrel of feet"?
Huh? Smarty pants.
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05-20-2011, 10:59 AM | #15 |
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Ya got me there! |
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