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11-06-2011, 01:59 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Here ya go Lampy:
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11-06-2011, 02:13 PM
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I'll stop now...
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11-06-2011, 02:42 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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No. don't. :p
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11-11-2011, 10:45 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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What's brown and is near the piano?
The piano's stool. What's brown and plays the piano? Beethoven's last movement.
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11-11-2011, 01:01 PM
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Herman Cain has announced the title of his autobiogra*phy: "The Audacity Of Grope".
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11-11-2011, 01:06 PM
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11-11-2011, 11:28 PM
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What's brown and hangs from a tree?
Winnie's pooh.
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11-12-2011, 03:47 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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What's green and on the ice?
Peggy's Phlegm
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11-14-2011, 07:11 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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11-14-2011, 08:53 AM
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11-14-2011, 09:33 AM
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What can you sit on, eat and brush your teeth with?
A chair, a sandwich and a toothbrush. 
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11-14-2011, 09:35 AM
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Why did the spider cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken. |
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11-14-2011, 09:54 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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ashamed to admit that actually made me lol
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11-14-2011, 10:45 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Because he was stapled to the chicken.
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11-14-2011, 10:49 AM
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My slightly different jokes are better than your slightly different jokes.
For one thing, they flow off the tongue better, and don't use extraneous words to convey what is essentially a visual joke (what is green and is ON ICE? Peggy's Phlegm? No...Peggy Phlegm. She skates, the joke is so obscure you don't need to throw a spanner in it by not exactly spelling out it's a skating thing. The joke with the last name is that you just stop...Peggy Flem...) I picture a spider, wriggling and wriggling and tickling beside her, stapled through the middle to a chicken. I cannot picture a punk rocker doing same. |
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