The Boring New Thread

[glatt]

I had one of those last night.

And when I woke up this morning, I felt like my neck was a little stiff. When I turned my head just so, I'd get a mild shooting pain. But I didn't feel it again after my shower.

[monster]

Originally Posted by glatt

But I didn't feel it again after my shower.

[it]

ok, so if i am (according to the tag line) Vice-President of Resentment... whose the president?

i'm noticing that the user tag lines aren't very random. who comes up with these?

[sexobon]

They are preprogrammed, changing with the number of posts you've made, and are the same for everyone who doesn't go to their "User CP" (control panel) to enter their own user title. Here you go:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

never before revealed.

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[Spexxvet]

I painted a wall last night. I watched it dry.

I came to work today. Took the usual route.

[glatt]

It was sprinkling when I got out of the Metro this morning. Now my umbrella is a little wet. My office is too small to open it up and let it dry out of the way, and the little nook in the hallway where I used to let it dry is currently occupied by a new person. I opened it up and it's partially blocking my doorway now.

I'd post a picture, but that would be too interesting.

[Spexxvet]

I have an umbrella. It's grey.

[jimhelm]

that post goes in the Depressing new Thread.

of course, you'll have to create that first. I can't be bothered. too bored.

[bluecuracao]

Time to empty and refill the dishwasher. I might run it right away...or wait to put some dinner dishes in, too.

[classicman]

Laundry, till dinner is done.

[Spexxvet]

On the way to work I didn't have an accident.

[infinite monkey]

That is a crazy coincidence, dude: I didn't have an accident either!

[sexobon]

Congrats to Spexx and infi on the progress they've made with bladder control.

[Clodfobble]

Originally Posted by classicman

Laundry, till dinner is done.

This is not just boring, it is a useful reminder to me to get back to MY boring laundry!

[sexobon]

Queen of the House
(to the tune of King of the Road)

Up every day at six
Bacon and eggs to fix
Four kids from one to four
Pretty soon there'll be one more

I got old floors to wax and scrub
And there's a dirty old ring in the tub
I'll get a maid someday
But till then I'm, queen of the house

No time to fix my hair
Need a new dress to wear
Old clothes will have to do
'Cause kids all need new shoes

I got bridge club each Tuesday night
He goes out with the boys and gets tight
But when the evening's through
He comes a home to the, queen of the house

I know the milkman, the iceman they come every day
They give me tips on the horses to play
And when I got the time to spare
I sit and wish that I'd picked a rich millionaire

I sing up every day at six
Bacon and eggs to fix
Four kids from one to four
Pretty soon there'll be one more

Oh, by Sundays I'm mighty glad
We send the kids to his mom and dad
It's the day that makes me glad
I'm, queen of the house

Up every day at six
Bacon and eggs to fix ...