Good news, bad news - Page 16

Griff · 03-17-2012, 08:07 AM

Good News- naked woman in my bed
Bad News- found a tick

HungLikeJesus · 03-17-2012, 10:05 AM

And now for the rest of the story...

I hope.

Griff · 03-17-2012, 10:52 AM

I took it off her, now we have to watch the wound for signs of Lyme disease.

HungLikeJesus · 03-17-2012, 11:02 AM

Ah, I see. I thought she found the tick on you.

I was going to suggest that we write a limerick, considering the date.

Griff · 03-17-2012, 11:10 AM

There once was a woman from NEPA
who had a tick on her hooha
the tick said yum yum
I lika yer bum
till her husband got hold of the tweeza

*not meant as a map of actual tick location

classicman · 03-17-2012, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

I took it off her, now we have to watch the wound for signs of Lyme disease.

The rest of the story ... In order to watch the wound site, the woman need to be naked again...and again...and again...and again...
You realize the symptoms could take months, right?

(I really have no idea how long they take to appear)

classicman · 03-17-2012, 11:43 AM

Srsly, sorry dude. Lyme disease is NOT cool.

Griff · 03-17-2012, 11:45 AM

I will effort the monitoring.

ZenGum · 03-17-2012, 06:54 PM

Doxycycline, STAT!

BigV · 03-18-2012, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Good News- naked woman in my bed
Bad News- found a tick

xoxoxoBruce · 03-18-2012, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

I will effort the monitoring.

If it wasn't on for 24 hours, her chances are excellent she's cool.

Sundae · 03-18-2012, 04:55 PM

My bro's cat caught her first mouse!

My 17 year old neice is pregnant with twins.

Griff · 03-19-2012, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

If it wasn't on for 24 hours, her chances are excellent she's cool.

I sent her to the walk-in after work. It now has an ugly ring around it. Now I'm told I should have used petroleum jelly or Vicks to get it to pull itself off...

ZenGum · 03-19-2012, 06:49 PM

Quote:

I should have used petroleum jelly or Vicks to get it to pull itself off...

My sources say the exact opposite, do NOT do this, it will cause the tick to vomit and thus greatly increase the pathogenic load.

Use tweezers, get a good grip as close to the human's skin as possible, pull the sucker off. Brute force, no chemicals.

If this is on a sensitive place, like a scrotum, it is going to sting.

Griff · 03-19-2012, 06:56 PM

I'm glad to hear that as that was my approach. Where did you get your info?

03-17-2012, 08:07 AM	#226
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Good News- naked woman in my bed Bad News- found a tick __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-17-2012, 10:05 AM	#227
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	And now for the rest of the story... I hope. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-17-2012, 10:52 AM	#228
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I took it off her, now we have to watch the wound for signs of Lyme disease. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-17-2012, 11:02 AM	#229
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Ah, I see. I thought she found the tick on you. I was going to suggest that we write a limerick, considering the date. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-17-2012, 11:10 AM	#230
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	There once was a woman from NEPA who had a tick on her hooha the tick said yum yum I lika yer bum till her husband got hold of the tweeza *not meant as a map of actual tick location __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-17-2012, 11:43 AM	#232
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Srsly, sorry dude. Lyme disease is NOT cool. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-17-2012, 11:45 AM	#233
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I will effort the monitoring. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-17-2012, 06:54 PM	#234
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Doxycycline, STAT! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-18-2012, 04:55 PM	#237
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My bro's cat caught her first mouse! My 17 year old neice is pregnant with twins. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-19-2012, 06:56 PM	#240
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I'm glad to hear that as that was my approach. Where did you get your info? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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