May 12, 2012 Easter Island heads have bodies!

sandypossum · 05-11-2012, 10:16 PM

If it was April 1st I would have laughed at the gullibility of others. Or am I the last person on the planet to hear about this?

Easter Island Statue Project

BigV · 05-11-2012, 10:29 PM

next to last, at best.

whoa.

Sundae · 05-12-2012, 02:55 AM

I'm in the I Didn't Know Club too.
Wow. Didn't the statues kill off the population in the end?

sandypossum · 05-12-2012, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Wow. Didn't the statues kill off the population in the end?

You mean like Cabbage Patch dolls?

DanaC · 05-12-2012, 05:41 AM

Or Garbage Pail Kids...

jimhelm · 05-12-2012, 09:41 AM

Unfortunately, the giant stone people civilization ended right in the middle of this cruel torture. They had planned to kill these statues in a most gruesome manner... luckily for these statues, the great big stone lawn mower had yet to be brought out.

GunMaster357 · 05-12-2012, 02:50 PM

I was in the know but shut my gob since other people would have called me a liar.

burns334 · 05-12-2012, 04:14 PM

Who knew? just heads confused me enough!

jimhelm · 05-12-2012, 04:36 PM

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Also, we found strong evidence of how the ancient carvers manipulated the statue to raise it upright, pivot it and drop it in a hole 1 m deep cut in bedrock. The process left scars and indents on the statue surface. When seen on statues lying on roads, these same sorts of scars have been interpreted by others as evidence of upright transport methods. Our excavation, however, clearly shows that such damage could have been caused in the quarry.

so, they were made at a quarry, transported to the site, and dropped into holes? why would they do that?

jimhelm · 05-12-2012, 04:38 PM

I guess people used to have a LOT more free time on their hands.

Rhianne · 05-12-2012, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

I guess people used to have a LOT more free time on their hands.

Maybe the internet was down that day.

Gravdigr · 05-13-2012, 02:02 PM

Maybe they represent invaders, and the statues are the invaders buried up to their necks in effigy?

Clodfobble · 05-13-2012, 03:11 PM

Maybe they used to be entirely buried. Maybe they are actually sarcophagi with corpses sealed inside.

ZenGum · 05-13-2012, 07:26 PM

Oh come on, people, do you think it is mere coincidence that we've dug up giant stone monsters just in time for December 2012?

I, for one, run screaming in terror from our new basaltic overlords.

Trilby · 05-13-2012, 07:57 PM

Zactly what i was thinking. How many signs do you people need?

05-11-2012, 10:16 PM	#1
sandypossum tri-continental dag hag Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 247	May 12, 2012 Easter Island heads have bodies! If it was April 1st I would have laughed at the gullibility of others. Or am I the last person on the planet to hear about this? Easter Island Statue Project Attached Images __________________ you're never too old to have a happy childhood

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05-12-2012, 09:41 AM	#6
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Unfortunately, the giant stone people civilization ended right in the middle of this cruel torture. They had planned to kill these statues in a most gruesome manner... luckily for these statues, the great big stone lawn mower had yet to be brought out. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	I was in the know but shut my gob since other people would have called me a liar. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

05-12-2012, 04:14 PM	#8
burns334 High Propagandist Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: East Windsor, NJ Posts: 112	Who knew? just heads confused me enough!

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jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I guess people used to have a LOT more free time on their hands. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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05-13-2012, 07:26 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oh come on, people, do you think it is mere coincidence that we've dug up giant stone monsters just in time for December 2012? I, for one, run screaming in terror from our new basaltic overlords. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-13-2012, 07:57 PM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Zactly what i was thinking. How many signs do you people need? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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