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Old 07-18-2012, 10:21 PM   #4621
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By that logic, there is also a universe where Rupert Grint is banging you.
Mathematically speaking....that's just as awesome!
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Old 07-19-2012, 07:42 AM   #4622
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Damn, Grav, you got burned there!


and you're a plagiarist.
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Old 07-19-2012, 04:38 PM   #4623
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Well, I plagiarized because if I posted the picture I had, you would have been bangin Emma Watson. And that ain't nearly as awesome!

Plus, it would have offended some people.

Ya know whut? Long as I'm getting pinched...

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Old 07-19-2012, 04:41 PM   #4624
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And, I'm trying very hard not to think about Mr. Grint.

[shudder]
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:28 PM   #4625
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And, I'm trying very hard not to think about Mr. Grint.

[shudder]
Would it help knowing that in yet another universe, I am banging you while dressed as Pennywise the Clown?
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Old 07-20-2012, 07:14 AM   #4626
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Okay, I hereby renounce all interest in the Everett Interpretation of quantum physics.
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Old 07-20-2012, 09:27 AM   #4627
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Okay, I hereby renounce all interest in the Everett Interpretation of quantum physics.
But only in this universe.
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Old 07-21-2012, 06:46 PM   #4628
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Would it help knowing that in yet another universe, I am banging you while dressed as Pennywise the Clown?
Wait, I confuse easily...Is it me or you dressed like the clown? And which of us would be the assclown?


Wait again...Is this a universe of Pennywise Assclowns we speak of?!

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Old 07-21-2012, 07:01 PM   #4629
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Wait, I confuse easily...Is it me or you dressed like the clown? And which of us would be the assclown?


Wait again...Is this a universe of Pennywise Assclowns we speak of?!
With an infinite number of universes, the answer is yes to all. lol
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Old 07-21-2012, 09:53 PM   #4630
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Okay this should be in the nightmares thread.
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Old 07-21-2012, 10:41 PM   #4631
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Okay this should be in the nightmares thread.
Want to know what you and I are doing in some of those universes? lol
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Old 07-21-2012, 11:12 PM   #4632
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Discussing Wittgenstein over a game of baccarat, I hope.
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Old 07-23-2012, 04:20 PM   #4633
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He's doing you upside-down.
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Old 07-23-2012, 04:22 PM   #4634
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I hope, that, in one of those universes, I exist alone, and in silence. Drifting in space, enjoying the sounds of...

Nothing.

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthatsthestuff...
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Old 07-23-2012, 04:26 PM   #4635
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Hah...forgot why I came to the thread!

Here, laugh at this, while Rupert gets me a mojito.

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