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Old 02-07-2013, 11:15 PM   #3451
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Can't you thicken it up, and calm it down, by adding some sort of tomato paste/sauce?
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:58 PM   #3452
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Where else to put this?

Worlds oldest d20 found.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-...ashes-of-time/
sweet! that isiotd-worthy, i think.

when I saw the post I thought you must mean something else called a d20. now I need pictures of all the sides so i can replicate one in clay if I ever get back to pottery.


My OT was impressed with my ability to distinguish between diffent dice by touch with my "bad hand".


Great excuse that .....oh sorry, love, that was my bad hand......baaaaad hand, don't do that again!
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:29 AM   #3453
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It's like alien hand syndrome!
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:50 AM   #3454
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You'll be back to doing Chisenbop in no time!
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Old 02-08-2013, 04:38 PM   #3455
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I go for walks on my lunch hour. Today I went into a neighborhood supermarket that I've always walked past because it looks like you could get shot in there. It was actually pretty nice inside. The seafood section was pretty cheap, but they were selling fish I never heard of. So when I got back to the office, I looked up Butterfish. Apparently there are two kinds of Butterfish. There's the good Butterfish, which is kind of like a flounder, which was what I saw at this store, and there's the bad Butterfish. The bad Butterfish is an alternative name sometimes given to Escolar. The two fish look nothing alike. Now Escolar, I see, is a very delicious fish. Tastes rich,like butter. But when you eat more than about 5 ounces of it, you get orange oil leaking uncontrollably out of your anus for a few days.

So if you ever buy Butterfish make sure you get the correct kind.

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Old 02-09-2013, 08:27 AM   #3456
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All i can say is lol.
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:38 AM   #3457
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So you make a your own butter?
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:44 AM   #3458
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TMI - I shat myself yesterday.
Made it to my brother's because I knew I was holding something in that would not stay contained. Walking up the stairs to the bathroom I vented a little with every step.

Had to call home & ask Dad to come pick me up. With a towel to clothe my nether regions in. Knickers, tights, skirt - all affected.

Oh, also - hairdresser (booked weeks ago) gave me an Anne Hathaway.
My bosoms may be shrinking, but I am not ready for a boy-cut.

Sigh. Not a great day, yesterday.
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:44 AM   #3459
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Bad butterfish. Bad. Or is it buttfish, as autocorrect just attempted to term it?
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:06 PM   #3460
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I'm tired and still lots to do. I have a several bunches of flowers, don't know how to arrange them. okay, gotta to get off my butt and move, just gotta get motion going....
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:02 PM   #3461
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get off my butt and move, just gotta get motion going....
Butterfish will do that to one.
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:59 AM   #3462
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Anal leakage... Yum.

Talk slow, I'm listening...
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Old 02-11-2013, 08:49 AM   #3463
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Helen Mirren saw me and wanted my hair.
Don't believe her when she said it was Sophie from Top Model. It was me.
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:15 AM   #3464
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Keith Urban looks like a bobblehead.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:34 AM   #3465
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Helen Mirren saw me and wanted my hair.
Don't believe her when she said it was Sophie from Top Model. It was me.
We have so much in common! Helen Mirren saw me and wanted me. Don't believe her when she said I was stalking her. She's just not used to commitment.
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