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Old 03-12-2013, 07:35 PM   #976
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:00 PM   #977
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:27 PM   #978
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That one went to the principal.
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Old 03-12-2013, 11:59 PM   #979
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No wonder they fuck with you when ever they can.
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Old 03-13-2013, 12:18 AM   #980
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At the end of the school year after the kids have finished all their exams etc and they're basically sitting around doing shit all and nothing all day, I'm one of the parents who do not require my kids to go to school, so I have to send in an email anyway.

I got a bit bored just sending in "Aden wont be at school today for a medical reason" so started sending in stupid reasons such as, Aden wont be at normal school today because he is going to clown school, or Aden will be busy being my slave today, or Aden can't come to school today because he's way to cool etc. Mainly because they all know the 'medical reason' is bullshit in the last week of school.

So anyway, when I went to get their uniforms, the lady in the office asked me if I was the one who responds to the absentee emails for the boys. I said yes, and she started laughing and saying how my emails had had the whole office in giggles wondering what the excuse would be tomorrow.

I was glad to have lightened their days. I think we all forget that most people are just people with a sense of humour, and most people appreciate it when you appeal to that side.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:45 AM   #981
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OK, so tonight there's been two different explosions in our general vicinity. One, a car blew up, and the other was a gas explosion (apparently) at some units about 10kms away.

Watching the kids on fb speculating is funny, so I'm entertaining myself by making stupid statuses and comments. Mostly about bogans. Cause that's pretty much all there is in either Beenleigh (unit) or Jacobs Well (car) which is where I live. lol

Maybe I should just go to bed and stop drinking.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:46 AM   #982
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Or maybe stop drinking then go to bed?
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Old 03-17-2013, 11:43 AM   #983
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So Lil' Griff tells Benny to sit, Benny looks at me, I nod, and Benny sits.
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Old 03-17-2013, 12:23 PM   #984
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A good dog'll do that.
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:11 PM   #985
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I'm envious.
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Old 03-18-2013, 01:28 PM   #986
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So, I tell Slick to [do anything], Slick looks at me, I say it again, and Slick does nothing.

I, too, am envious.
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:35 PM   #987
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I don't know what it was, but something on the TV in the other room
just made me realize that in 1952 I graduated from Excelsior High School
in Norwalk, California in a class of more than 500.

My God. 60 years !
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Old 03-21-2013, 08:42 AM   #988
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Human life is very long. I thought I had lived a lifetime by the time I graduated from college at 22, and now that I'm almost 46, I feel like I've lived another lifetime since graduation. I can't imagine what the next 30-40 years will be like.
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Old 03-21-2013, 11:14 AM   #989
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I'll tell you, glatt, it's like going to sleep watching TV, then waking up 40 years later and being able to recall a couple of shows that were on... or were they commercials?
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:39 PM   #990
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Human life is very long. I thought I had lived a lifetime by the time I graduated from college at 22, and now that I'm almost 46, I feel like I've lived another lifetime since graduation. I can't imagine what the next 30-40 years will be like.
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I'll tell you, glatt, it's like going to sleep watching TV, then waking up 40 years later and being able to recall a couple of shows that were on... or were they commercials?
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