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10-01-2013, 06:55 PM
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Master Dwellar
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10-01-2013, 07:22 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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perfect!
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10-01-2013, 07:57 PM
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Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Two TV antennas met on a roof and fell in love. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was OUTSTANDING.
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10-01-2013, 09:52 PM
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Back in 10
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Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind. |
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10-01-2013, 10:42 PM
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The future is unwritten
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for? “Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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10-02-2013, 06:47 AM
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still says videotape
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10-02-2013, 07:06 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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10-03-2013, 05:21 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Location: South Central...KY that is
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10-06-2013, 02:11 PM
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Back in 10
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10-07-2013, 07:16 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Ground Beef!
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10-07-2013, 01:38 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Le Royale w/cheese.[/Jules]
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10-08-2013, 11:51 AM
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The future is unwritten
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , Ruled by Nuts!!.
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10-12-2013, 01:43 PM
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I can hear my ears
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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10-14-2013, 04:19 PM
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I can hear my ears
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What's the hardest part of learning to Rollerblade?
Telling your parents that you're gay.
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10-15-2013, 01:55 PM
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Master Dwellar
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