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Old 10-28-2014, 07:33 PM   #4441
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Oh my God, I just had this mental image of the Tootsie Pop owl counting, "Ah-whunn... Ah-twhooo... Ah-thrree..."
Thank you for stopping right there.
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Old 11-09-2014, 04:24 PM   #4442
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What the everloving fuck?

Name: bethandclaireattheofficewtef.jpg Views: 886 Size: 101.4 KB
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Old 11-09-2014, 11:04 PM   #4443
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There is something really wrong with this.

I mean, I like ya. But...what?
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Old 11-10-2014, 04:06 AM   #4444
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I know.
I mean who can work out the Paleo diet but not the fucking photocopier?
All kinds of wrongness right there.
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Old 11-10-2014, 08:14 AM   #4445
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I think it's supposed to be a statement on how women are viewed in the workplace? Satire, surely.
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Old 11-10-2014, 09:02 AM   #4446
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I think I knew.
Profanic satire though. Like y'know, satfuck.
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Old 11-10-2014, 09:48 AM   #4447
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Maggie sucks at satire.
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Old 11-10-2014, 10:26 AM   #4448
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Gravdigr, that's priceless. You are by far my favorite contributor to this thread. Weird-O.
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Old 11-10-2014, 01:24 PM   #4449
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Weird-O.
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Old 11-10-2014, 01:25 PM   #4450
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Maggie sucks at satire.
^That.
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Old 11-13-2014, 03:40 PM   #4451
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"You Have To Fucking Eat", with Bryan Cranston goodness.

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Old 11-14-2014, 02:47 PM   #4452
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All he's gonna be thinkin is "I coulda been fuckin a grapefruit all these years.".
The Grapefruit Technique



I don't really need to hear that sound she makes.

I might like feeling it, but, mute the sloppy Roto-Rooter sound fx. Kinda pulps my wood, if you're picking up what I'm laying down...

Also, grapefruit juice in the peehole!!!
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Old 11-14-2014, 02:58 PM   #4453
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Ha! to You have to fucking eat! Cranston is awesome.

The British version is narrated by Stephen Fry. Funny in a different way.

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Old 11-16-2014, 11:33 AM   #4454
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Dear God in Heaven, I laughed. And I laughed. And I fucking laughed.

And then, I laughed some more.

You see, I know a few guys just like these silly sons o' bitches.



A guy named John has caught himself in his zipper. At the local pub. In Ireland. Fook me, 'tis foony!



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Old 12-01-2014, 03:07 PM   #4455
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Started to put this in the 'Commercials' thread, but, thought better of it:

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