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Old 11-17-2014, 01:52 PM   #5221
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Why is she famous? She has a fat ass that looks like it's been beat with a bag of nickels. Big deal.

She should give the Photoshop people ¾ of her money. And she should give Jackhole West a full refund.


some guys like a big booty i guess
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Old 11-17-2014, 04:03 PM   #5222
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There's a difference between a big booty and a fat ass.

Fat, not phat.
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Old 11-17-2014, 05:49 PM   #5223
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Funny Kim Kardashian reference at the end of this 1 minute video (follows advertisement): What do Celestial Objects Sound Like?
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Old 11-25-2014, 11:20 AM   #5224
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Star Wars vs. Game of Thrones

Who wins? lol
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Old 11-25-2014, 12:01 PM   #5225
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Old 12-05-2014, 05:36 AM   #5226
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Yup, that's about it...
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Old 12-08-2014, 03:36 PM   #5227
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Old 12-08-2014, 03:41 PM   #5228
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That's very funny.
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Old 12-09-2014, 04:39 PM   #5229
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IM, wanting a cowboy quiz made me remember this Steven Wrightism:

(paraphrasing): I was sitting on the bus the other day when I noticed this girl crying. I noticed her because she was six feet tall, with blonde hair, and blue eyes, and she was Chinese.

I asked why she was crying, and she told me she didn't want to discuss it with a stranger on the bus. I told her sometimes it helps to talk out your troubles with a complete stranger on the bus.

She thought about it and said that she was crying because she was a six-foot tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Chinese girl who only gets turned on by Jewish cowboys.

I said Hi, my name's Bucky Goldstein.
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Old 12-13-2014, 02:44 AM   #5230
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Old 12-14-2014, 10:56 AM   #5231
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MFW someone talkin' trash 'bout the almighty XAgent:

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Old 12-15-2014, 07:57 PM   #5232
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Old 12-16-2014, 07:32 PM   #5233
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Old 12-16-2014, 10:07 PM   #5234
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:07 PM   #5235
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