What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 107

Gravdigr · 01-16-2019, 09:15 PM

That's funneh right thar.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-16-2019, 11:04 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't have embarrassing pictures on the phone?

Griff · 01-17-2019, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Today, my daughter got into a conversation with a medical professional about our dog, and asked if she wanted to see a picture (not for the first time.) The doctor, being a good sport, says sure. So I dutifully show her the most recent picture, wherein the dog is sprawled on her back in a very adorable way.

"Do you want to see the picture of her face again, too?" asks my daughter (this being the picture the doctor has already seen.)

"Sure," says the doctor--and foolishly starts swiping backwards through the images on my phone. The photos she sees, in order...

--A ziplock bag labeled "Rabbit Organs"
--A gingerbread man decorated in leather fetish gear and a ball gag
--My son's EDM recital video
--That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer.

It was only at that point that I managed to get the phone out of her hands and say, "Let me go ahead and scroll, it's pretty far back..."

Ha!

Gravdigr · 01-17-2019, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Am I the only one who doesn't have embarrassing pictures on the phone?

Oh, there's some freaky shit on my lil ol flipfone...

I just ain't too embarrassed about it.

glatt · 01-17-2019, 06:00 PM

I have stupid random stuff on my phone. I use it a lot as a memory aid.

Gravdigr · 01-18-2019, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

memory aid

Sounds like an Alzheimer's medication that ya drink.

"Try new Memory-Ade. It's good, uh, er-glugglugglug- stuff. It's good stuff."

sexobon · 01-20-2019, 02:26 PM

"Unicorn Armpit Hair" Is the Best Beauty Trend of 2019 So Far

glatt · 01-22-2019, 07:37 AM

Squirrels can be a bit jittery around remote controlled robots. Skip the first 15 seconds, but skip no further than that.

fargon · 01-22-2019, 07:42 AM

Squirrel Funny.

Gravdigr · 01-22-2019, 12:28 PM

Quite humorous.

Happy Monkey · 01-28-2019, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

He still does.

Will it fly? Maybe. Does it swim? Yes, but they don't recommend it. (Old 2016 story)

sexobon · 01-30-2019, 10:20 PM

Say, this fellow gets around.

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sexobon · 11-28-2019, 10:31 AM

New holiday commercial.

Gravdigr · 11-28-2019, 02:27 PM

Hey, that was Elliot!!

monster · 11-28-2019, 08:04 PM

My daughter is having Thanksgiving dinner with two friends. Only one of the three people has eyes that are the same color. What a weird minority to be in.

01-16-2019, 09:15 PM	#1591
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's funneh right thar. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-16-2019, 11:04 PM	#1592
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Am I the only one who doesn't have embarrassing pictures on the phone? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-20-2019, 02:26 PM	#1597
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	"Januhairy" "Unicorn Armpit Hair" Is the Best Beauty Trend of 2019 So Far

01-22-2019, 07:42 AM	#1599
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Squirrel Funny. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-22-2019, 12:28 PM	#1600
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Quite humorous. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-17-2019, 06:00 PM	#1595
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I have stupid random stuff on my phone. I use it a lot as a memory aid.

01-22-2019, 07:37 AM	#1598
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Squirrels can be a bit jittery around remote controlled robots. Skip the first 15 seconds, but skip no further than that.

01-30-2019, 10:20 PM	#1602
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Say, this fellow gets around.

11-28-2019, 10:31 AM	#1603
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	New holiday commercial.

11-28-2019, 02:27 PM	#1604
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hey, that was Elliot!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-28-2019, 08:04 PM	#1605
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My daughter is having Thanksgiving dinner with two friends. Only one of the three people has eyes that are the same color. What a weird minority to be in. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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