03-21-2020, 06:56 AM | #5926 |
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03-21-2020, 08:59 AM | #5927 |
To shreds, you say?
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Do you ever get bored of surfing the web on your computer and then pick up your phone to see what's happening on the smaller internet?
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03-21-2020, 09:10 AM | #5928 | |
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From that issue of Private...
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03-21-2020, 10:06 AM | #5929 |
still says videotape
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I hate that I do that.
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03-22-2020, 01:16 AM | #5930 |
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Musicians are suffering...
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03-22-2020, 05:48 PM | #5931 |
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03-23-2020, 03:07 AM | #5932 |
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When I said I was going to become a comedian they laughed at me.
They're not laughing now!
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03-23-2020, 07:27 AM | #5933 |
still says videotape
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Classic!
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03-23-2020, 03:21 PM | #5934 |
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NSFW LANGUAGE
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03-23-2020, 03:21 PM | #5935 |
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The Australian Border Force uncovered a massive haul of toilet paper at the airport yesterday.
Apparently it was concealed, wrapped in Cocaine. My mate in Perth Emailed me that one yesterday. Kindly address all complaints to him. Thank you.
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03-23-2020, 03:47 PM | #5936 |
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Man, those smugglers, boy, they'll do anything...
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03-23-2020, 04:12 PM | #5937 | |
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Toilet tissue crime is rife, rife I tell you.
Coronavirus: Three men arrested over loo roll haul Quote:
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03-23-2020, 06:53 PM | #5938 |
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"I'm just warnin' y'all, Justin's prolly busy right now."
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03-23-2020, 10:37 PM | #5939 |
I hear them call the tide
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Not sure if this link will work for all, but we'll give it a go.
same vein: https://www.facebook.com/sue.gwynne1...MTg1/?sk=h_chr
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