Are dogs delicious?

Be Less Bored · 05-13-2005, 08:54 AM

Probably. Many cultures eat dog as we do cow. Some cultures won't even eat cow. Don't get me started on the vegan nuts.

http://deliciousdogs.com/

mmmm

Kitsune · 05-13-2005, 10:09 AM

Dammit, I'm craving a Mel's chilidog, now. Mmm...

cowhead · 05-13-2005, 03:06 PM

sorry I realize it's a cultural bias.. but I would rather eat another human than a dog or cat.

russotto · 05-13-2005, 03:14 PM

Predator meat usually isn't tasty, so skip the cat. Dog is probably better than people, at least Americans, who tend to the obese. Also, eating people is generally unhealthy, as you can catch _any_ disease the meal had.

I imagine that as with other meat animals, young dog (just out of puppyhood) is preferred. The old strays you find on the street are probably tough and stringy.

lookout123 · 05-13-2005, 03:15 PM

if you want to try, i've got a six month old Boxer that i would be willing to donate for experimental purposes.

jaguar · 05-13-2005, 04:26 PM

that's a hell of a cultural bais there cowhead. I think I've probably eaten dog in Vietnam, I'm not sure these days.

kerosene · 05-13-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cowhead

sorry I realize it's a cultural bias.. but I would rather eat another human than a dog or cat.

I was thinking about this...and yeah, I probably would eat another human before a dog or cat, because a human might be more tasty. If I were in a situation where I couldn't survive unless I ate one of the three, I would probably choose the human (assuming there is a freezer around.) But, this isn't because of any moral dilemma...I would find it more moral to eat a cat or dog...but in a situation where you had to eat one of the three, morality might be out the window.

If it was offered to me prepared in a cuisine I liked, I would eat dog. Hell, why not?

Griff · 05-13-2005, 05:11 PM

So these two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

lumberjim · 05-13-2005, 05:30 PM

good one, g. i actually lol'ed.

hey, belessbored, you wanna take the quiz?

LCanal · 05-13-2005, 08:26 PM

I like children but I can't eat a whole one.

SmurfAbuser · 05-13-2005, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by case

I was thinking about this...and yeah, I probably would eat another human before a dog or cat, because a human might be more tasty.

Interesting "morality."

Be Less Bored · 05-14-2005, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

if Boxer that i would be willing to donate for experimental purposes.

Keep a photo journal of your BBQ and donate the dogjerky to a local homeless shelter.

kerosene · 05-14-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SmurfAbuser

Interesting "morality."

Surely. But I did further explain my reasoning on it. Anyway, those are my morals...not gonna apologize for them and for the most part the entire post was a joke. Nobody needs to worry about me turning into a Dahmer or something...I was just thinking hypothetically. No offense meant to any non-people eaters or non-anything eaters, for that matter.

Clodfobble · 05-14-2005, 07:39 PM

Or purple-people-eaters.

cowhead · 05-16-2005, 01:35 PM

keep in mind that I am not actually recomend eating people.. unless it's in an intimate sexual manner and not really damaging.. then I'm all for it.

but.. if it came down to a dog/cat or a person that I didn't have any emotion invested in and there was no other choice.. well... four legs good, two legs dinner. (and there would be more to eat! and as to the obese thing.. well you could render all that fat down to make soap or butter... who knows! the options are endless

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05-13-2005, 08:54 AM	#1
Be Less Bored Throwing turnips off the truck Join Date: May 2005 Location: not on a farm Posts: 36	Are dogs delicious? Probably. Many cultures eat dog as we do cow. Some cultures won't even eat cow. Don't get me started on the vegan nuts. http://deliciousdogs.com/ mmmm __________________ bored? Be Less Bored -- or call US: +1 206-203-4119 D'oh .. and you were worried about google?

05-13-2005, 03:06 PM	#3
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	sorry I realize it's a cultural bias.. but I would rather eat another human than a dog or cat. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

05-13-2005, 03:15 PM	#5
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	if you want to try, i've got a six month old Boxer that i would be willing to donate for experimental purposes. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-13-2005, 04:26 PM	#6
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	that's a hell of a cultural bais there cowhead. I think I've probably eaten dog in Vietnam, I'm not sure these days. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-13-2005, 10:09 AM	#2
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Dammit, I'm craving a Mel's chilidog, now. Mmm...

05-13-2005, 03:14 PM	#4
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	Predator meat usually isn't tasty, so skip the cat. Dog is probably better than people, at least Americans, who tend to the obese. Also, eating people is generally unhealthy, as you can catch _any_ disease the meal had. I imagine that as with other meat animals, young dog (just out of puppyhood) is preferred. The old strays you find on the street are probably tough and stringy.

05-13-2005, 05:11 PM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	So these two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-13-2005, 05:30 PM	#9
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05-13-2005, 08:26 PM	#10
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	I like children but I can't eat a whole one. __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Or purple-people-eaters.

05-16-2005, 01:35 PM	#15
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	keep in mind that I am not actually recomend eating people.. unless it's in an intimate sexual manner and not really damaging.. then I'm all for it. but.. if it came down to a dog/cat or a person that I didn't have any emotion invested in and there was no other choice.. well... four legs good, two legs dinner. (and there would be more to eat! and as to the obese thing.. well you could render all that fat down to make soap or butter... who knows! the options are endless __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

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