Tasteless Jokes - Page 3

11-16-2002, 08:42 PM

How can you tell if a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brothers.

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin.

How can you tell if a redneck girl is on the rag?

Her brother's dick is red.

11-16-2002, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by Nic Name
OK, you want to pretend this thread is a philly sophical, intelligent discourse.

Then you're surely ready to educate yourselves about the genre and see if you're ready to laugh at the World Trade Centre jokes that were the subject of this study.

Just don't expect 3,000 dead Americans to produce the shits and giggles you give yourselves with jokes about millions of dead jews or asians.

It's World Trade Center, you stupid canuck.

jaguar · 11-16-2002, 09:30 PM

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It's World Trade Center, you stupid canuck.

Colour
Centre
Learn the queen's english and see if you can avoid commenting on the irony of this post.

These two on the WTC page made me laugh.

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"Irish Air Disaster: A Cessna has crashed into a graveyard in Dublin.Irish rescue workers have found 827 bodies so far; digging continues."

Quote:

TO THE TALIBAN--HAND OVER BIN LADEN,
OR WE'LL SEND YOUR WOMEN TO COLLEGE!

Sure its all pretty sick but it's peoples way of dealing with these things. On the other hand i think there is a lot to be said for the 'i'm not a racist but...'

Q:Why can't women go skiing?
A:No snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

By product of going to a single sex school is hearing every sexist joke in existance.

elSicomoro · 11-16-2002, 10:55 PM

Okay, so we're all perfectly clear here...

If I am in Toronto, I would go to the Air Canada Centre.

In New York City, the World Trade Center was destroyed.

In this country, the Queen of the United Kingdom is not the official head of state.

Wow, it looks like Nic is getting a bit agitated here. If you want to use some cutesy self-righteous statements of your own like, "I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists," then quite frankly Nic, you either:

--Don't really know us

or

--Are one of those folks that takes a literal interpretation of the Cellar, which IMO, is foolish to do.

11-16-2002, 11:08 PM

jag, you dumb kangaroo wrestler... if it was in Canada or Britain or Australia, it would be the World Trade Centre. It was in the US, so it's the World Trade Center. The name cannot be changed - it is what it is. And it isn't the World Trade Centre.

In other words, keep your dumb fucking mouth shut when you don't know what you're talking about.

Nic Name · 11-16-2002, 11:11 PM

I am not young enough to know everything.

elSicomoro · 11-16-2002, 11:18 PM

Forgive my rudimentary MSPaint skills...

What's this?

jaguar · 11-16-2002, 11:23 PM

You know dave, for someone who likes winding people up you sure are susceptible yourself.

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In this country, the Queen of the United Kingdom is not the official head of state.

I was hoping for a more violent reaction but if that’s the best I’m going to get...pah..It seemed like a flamey thread so i thought i'd lob in some kero and dave flying off the handle is the best i get? Ill just wait a page or two till it somehow dissolves into a gun control debate i guess......

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I am not young enough to know everything.

That a quote? coz its damn good.

11-16-2002, 11:25 PM

You think Nic ever comes up with anything original? He might as well have fucking linked it.

elSicomoro · 11-16-2002, 11:27 PM

Or put a picture in

perth · 11-16-2002, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by sycamore
... In this country, the Queen of the United Kingdom is not the official head of state. ...

oh shit. does that mean i have to pronounce it nook-u-lar?

~james

11-16-2002, 11:32 PM

I believe the proper term is "Alligator Wrestler From The Island Of Refuse".

11-16-2002, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by perth

oh shit. does that mean i have to pronounce it nook-u-lar?

~james

No. It's "nucleaur", fooul.

jaguar · 11-16-2002, 11:33 PM

Human Refuse. Get it right. We don't take peoples trash, but we do make a good nuclear testing ground, ask the Biritsh.

elSicomoro · 11-16-2002, 11:34 PM

That is correct james. And no pronunciation of g's at the end of words.

11-16-2002, 08:42 PM	#31
dave Guest Posts: n/a	<b>How can you tell if a redneck girl is a virgin?</b> She can run faster than her brothers. <b>How do you circumcise a redneck?</b> Kick his sister in the chin. <b>How can you tell if a redneck girl is on the rag?</b> Her brother's dick is red.

11-16-2002, 11:18 PM	#37
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Forgive my rudimentary MSPaint skills... What's this? Attached Images

11-16-2002, 11:33 PM	#44
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Human Refuse. Get it right. We don't take peoples trash, but we do make a good nuclear testing ground, ask the Biritsh. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

11-16-2002, 10:55 PM	#34
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Okay, so we're all perfectly clear here... If I am in Toronto, I would go to the Air Canada Centre. In New York City, the World Trade Center was destroyed. In this country, the Queen of the United Kingdom is not the official head of state. Wow, it looks like Nic is getting a bit agitated here. If you want to use some cutesy self-righteous statements of your own like, "I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists," then quite frankly Nic, you either: --Don't really know us or --Are one of those folks that takes a literal interpretation of the Cellar, which IMO, is foolish to do.

11-16-2002, 11:08 PM	#35
dave Guest Posts: n/a	jag, you dumb kangaroo wrestler... if it was in Canada or Britain or Australia, it would be the World Trade Centre. It was in the US, so it's the World Trade Center. The name cannot be changed - it is what it is. And it isn't the World Trade Centre. In other words, keep your dumb fucking mouth shut when you don't know what you're talking about.

11-16-2002, 11:11 PM	#36
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	I am not young enough to know everything.

11-16-2002, 11:25 PM	#39
dave Guest Posts: n/a	You think Nic ever comes up with anything original? He might as well have fucking linked it.

11-16-2002, 11:27 PM	#40
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Or put a picture in

11-16-2002, 11:32 PM	#42
dave Guest Posts: n/a	I believe the proper term is "Alligator Wrestler From The Island Of Refuse".

11-16-2002, 11:34 PM	#45
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	That is correct james. And no pronunciation of g's at the end of words.

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