Tasteless Jokes - Page 4

11-17-2002, 12:34 AM

I believe you <b>are</b> the refuse of the British.

jaguar · 11-17-2002, 12:36 AM

'zactly, but they didn't take trash here, too expensive. Just people. Don't have any aussie blood in me anyway. Though ill hold dual citizen soon so you can use British *and* Australian jokes on me.

11-17-2002, 12:56 AM

Are you going to stop brushing your teeth as well?

jaguar · 11-17-2002, 12:59 AM

Well chewing is overrated anyway...

Nic Name · 11-17-2002, 01:00 AM

Let's hope the UN weapons inspectors have more on the ball than this crowd, or they'll spend the first month debating whether they're looking for aluminum tubes or aluminium tubes.

That Guy · 11-17-2002, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
Which reminds me -- How do you cook chicken teriyaki Hiroshima-style?

First, preheat the oven to 4 million degrees...

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

11-17-2002, 10:50 AM

<b>How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?</b>

It goes "wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop"

j03L10T · 11-17-2002, 11:39 AM

How many nuns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I never asked. I just fuck 'em.

(another original)

That Guy · 11-17-2002, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What's the best part about being a pedophile?

j03L10T · 11-17-2002, 12:20 PM

Finding old pics that are stll ledgible, stimulating, and aren't stuck together?

My most self-educated guess.

j03L10T · 11-17-2002, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore

What's this?

Reminds me of when Vonnegut drew an asshole and had it published in "Breakfast of Champions".

Tobiasly · 11-17-2002, 01:59 PM

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a 9-year-old?

A: Cleaning the blood off your clown suit.

j03L10T · 11-17-2002, 02:08 PM

So this isn't exactly an original- I always got a really big laugh watching Wierd Al's "UHF", the part where the dude is teaching poodles how to fly. Even though I would swear in a court of law that I thought I wrote that one too.

elSicomoro · 11-17-2002, 02:12 PM

"Badgers?!"

"Badgers?!"

"We don't need no stinking badgers!"

And remember folks, the turtle is nature's suction cup.

jaguar · 11-17-2002, 04:36 PM

blowmeetheclown hearing the pelvis crack.

11-17-2002, 12:36 AM	#47
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	'zactly, but they didn't take trash here, too expensive. Just people. Don't have any aussie blood in me anyway. Though ill hold dual citizen soon so you can use British and Australian jokes on me. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

11-17-2002, 12:59 AM	#49
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Well chewing is overrated anyway... __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

11-17-2002, 11:39 AM	#53
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	Nun jokes rule! How many nuns does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, I never asked. I just fuck 'em. (another original)

11-17-2002, 02:08 PM	#58
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	Alright- So this isn't exactly an original- I always got a really big laugh watching Wierd Al's "UHF", the part where the dude is teaching poodles how to fly. Even though I would swear in a court of law that I thought I wrote that one too.

11-17-2002, 04:36 PM	#60
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	blowmeetheclown hearing the pelvis crack. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

11-17-2002, 12:34 AM	#46
dave Guest Posts: n/a	I believe you <b>are</b> the refuse of the British.

11-17-2002, 12:56 AM	#48
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Are you going to stop brushing your teeth as well?

11-17-2002, 01:00 AM	#50
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	Let's hope the UN weapons inspectors have more on the ball than this crowd, or they'll spend the first month debating whether they're looking for aluminum tubes or aluminium tubes.

11-17-2002, 10:50 AM	#52
dave Guest Posts: n/a	<b>How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?</b> It goes "wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop"

11-17-2002, 12:20 PM	#55
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	Finding old pics that are stll ledgible, stimulating, and aren't stuck together? My most self-educated guess.

11-17-2002, 01:59 PM	#57
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a 9-year-old? A: Cleaning the blood off your clown suit.

11-17-2002, 02:12 PM	#59
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"Badgers?!" "Badgers?!" "We don't need no stinking badgers!" And remember folks, the turtle is nature's suction cup.

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