10-06-2006, 08:09 PM | #16 |
...you smell something?
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Here's one:
A cowboy had to go the the big city. He left the ranch on Sunday and returned on Sunday. He was only gone four days. How did he do it?
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10-06-2006, 08:11 PM | #17 |
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sunday was the horse!!
edit to rephrase what I mean...i need to stop working and trying to be smart all at the same time. I meant that the horse's name is sunday. right?
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10-06-2006, 09:36 PM | #18 |
...you smell something?
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Dag nabbit! You're GOOD!
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10-06-2006, 10:16 PM | #19 |
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If you're American before you go into the bathroom, and you're American after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
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10-06-2006, 10:46 PM | #20 |
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European.
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10-06-2006, 10:46 PM | #21 |
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There are three dead men in a cabin. The cabin is surrounded by snow. There is a hole in the roof of the cabin. How did the men die?
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10-06-2006, 11:14 PM | #22 | |
To shreds, you say?
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10-06-2006, 11:15 PM | #23 |
To shreds, you say?
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riddle me riddle me rot tot tote:
a little wee man in a red red coat a staff in his hand and a stone in his throat tell me this riddle and I'll give you a groat.
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10-06-2006, 11:17 PM | #24 |
To shreds, you say?
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In marble halls as white as milk
lined with skin as soft as silk within a palace crystal clear a golden apple doth appear. no walls there are to this stronghold yet thieves break in to steal the gold.
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10-07-2006, 09:32 AM | #25 |
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footfootfoot--first one is a cherry (well done, Mr. Nutkin!)
Second is an egg. Fine riddles. Now, what is the answer to wolf's?
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10-07-2006, 09:35 AM | #26 |
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My first doth affliction denote,
Which my second is destin'd to feel And my whole is the best antidote That affliction to soften and heal.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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A meteor crashed through the roof and killed all three. The weight of the snow collapsed the roof, killing all three. The kerosene heater they were using to keep warm exploded, killing the three men and putting a hole in the roof. One of the men used the unfortunate combination of "bomb" and "Al-Qaeda" in the same phone conversation. The NSA sent in some black ops guys, who attacked from above, killing all three men.
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10-07-2006, 11:39 AM | #30 |
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Hint:
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