Planes for Prophets?

Shawnee123 · 11-28-2006, 02:13 PM

Benny Hinn wants a plane. He wants you to finance it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benny Hinn

Open your heart to what God would have you do. For your gift of $1,000 or more, you will receive these thank-you gifts to show my appreciation:

You will receive a beautiful art-quality model of Dove One for your desk or mantle as a constant reminder that you are a vital part of this last-days harvest for souls.
Your name will be placed prominently in a special area of Dove One where I study and pray during my travels, where I will also pray for you and your family as I go around the world preaching the Gospel. Everywhere I fly, your name will travel with me, millions of miles and for years to come, reminding me that you have made it possible for me to go and preach as God has called me to do.

I need a car so I can reliably get to work. Will these tactics work for me?

Dagney · 11-28-2006, 02:21 PM

Only if you write our names in sharpie marker on your dashboard and pray for us as you're stuck in traffic.

But remember, it's gotta be a white PT Cruiser if God's gonna give it to you.

Shawnee123 · 11-28-2006, 02:24 PM

But I hate those cars!

Couldn't God get me a Lamborghini? Or (wait for it) a Mercedes Benz?

Ibby · 11-28-2006, 04:37 PM

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends....

11-28-2006, 02:21 PM	#2
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Only if you write our names in sharpie marker on your dashboard and pray for us as you're stuck in traffic. But remember, it's gotta be a white PT Cruiser if God's gonna give it to you. __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

11-28-2006, 02:24 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	But I hate those cars! Couldn't God get me a Lamborghini? Or (wait for it) a Mercedes Benz? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-28-2006, 04:37 PM	#4
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

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