You know you've been a Cellar member too long when...

richlevy · 03-10-2007, 10:48 PM

..you fill out a profile for EHarmony and they send a SWAT team to your house.

..you know exactly what Wolf and Bruce would want for Christmas but haven't a clue what to buy your spouse.

..you judge yard sale items by how cool they would look on the doodad thread.

..you find yourself mentally trying to choose appropriate smilies for offline conversations.

lumberjim · 03-11-2007, 12:16 AM

-- you slip and say 'cock' in frustration at work....you know you've done it.

DucksNuts · 03-11-2007, 03:59 AM

I've done it!

Sundae · 03-11-2007, 09:50 AM

You know you've been a Cellar member too long when....

.... if it ever happens I'll resurrect this thread

Cyclefrance · 03-13-2007, 08:39 PM

....you can't find the IOTD page for ages - and only then realise you're not actually on The Cellar

Griff · 03-13-2007, 09:30 PM

...you never click the IOTD thread without a blank recipe card in hand.

elSicomoro · 03-13-2007, 09:41 PM

You decide to wear an adult diaper so you can catch up on the last 2 days of activity.

lumberjim · 03-14-2007, 12:22 AM

when you have a higher post count than the owner?

Sun_Sparkz · 03-14-2007, 03:49 AM

--catching up with old friends happens on a wednesday night in your loungeroom PC.

-- you see a chiouaua grooming book at the markets and think "ill get that for staceyv " --- then realise you dont ACTUALLY know her. loser.

monster · 03-15-2007, 12:48 AM

I'll let you know when I get there....

Ibby · 03-15-2007, 01:01 AM

Not possible.

Kagen4o4 · 03-15-2007, 01:40 AM

you come back after nearly 2 years and people still know who you are

Elspode · 03-15-2007, 09:37 AM

...you realize that you are physically incapable of restraining yourself from posting hateful responses to Christospam.

Shawnee123 · 03-15-2007, 10:01 AM

...you tell your family and co-workers that your buddy "GazpachoHeadLice" said the most astute thing regarding peace in the middle east and the implications for natural selection and economic divisions.

barefoot serpent · 03-15-2007, 10:42 AM

you have withdrawal symptoms if UT fails to post the IotD before noon.

03-10-2007, 10:48 PM	#1
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	You know you've been a Cellar member too long when... ..you fill out a profile for EHarmony and they send a SWAT team to your house. ..you know exactly what Wolf and Bruce would want for Christmas but haven't a clue what to buy your spouse. ..you judge yard sale items by how cool they would look on the doodad thread. ..you find yourself mentally trying to choose appropriate smilies for offline conversations. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

03-11-2007, 12:16 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	-- you slip and say 'cock' in frustration at work....you know you've done it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-11-2007, 09:50 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You know you've been a Cellar member too long when.... .... if it ever happens I'll resurrect this thread __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-13-2007, 08:39 PM	#5
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	....you can't find the IOTD page for ages - and only then realise you're not actually on The Cellar __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

03-13-2007, 09:30 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	...you never click the IOTD thread without a blank recipe card in hand. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-11-2007, 03:59 AM	#3
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I've done it!

03-13-2007, 09:41 PM	#7
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	You decide to wear an adult diaper so you can catch up on the last 2 days of activity.

03-14-2007, 12:22 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	when you have a higher post count than the owner? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-14-2007, 03:49 AM	#9
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	--catching up with old friends happens on a wednesday night in your loungeroom PC. -- you see a chiouaua grooming book at the markets and think "ill get that for staceyv " --- then realise you dont ACTUALLY know her. loser. __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

03-15-2007, 12:48 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'll let you know when I get there.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-15-2007, 01:01 AM	#11
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Not possible. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

03-15-2007, 01:40 AM	#12
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	you come back after nearly 2 years and people still know who you are __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-15-2007, 09:37 AM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	...you realize that you are physically incapable of restraining yourself from posting hateful responses to Christospam. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-15-2007, 10:01 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	...you tell your family and co-workers that your buddy "GazpachoHeadLice" said the most astute thing regarding peace in the middle east and the implications for natural selection and economic divisions. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-15-2007, 10:42 AM	#15
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	you have withdrawal symptoms if UT fails to post the IotD before noon. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

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