Weird Loo Behavior.... - Page 3

lumberjim · 09-14-2007, 01:54 AM

psst. irony! it's about shit!

bluecuracao · 09-14-2007, 02:35 AM

I'm really surprised this thread is about shit! I thought it'd be about sex in tha loo...

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-14-2007, 08:08 AM

"Too ra la, too ra lay --
Oh a rolling stone gathers no moss, so they say
Too ra lay, too ra lit --
It's a bloody fine song, but it's all about shit."

HungLikeJesus · 09-14-2007, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugo Zorilla

You are a fucking idiot.
DuckNuts posted a serious thread, and you have to make a joke of it?
Why don't you just go away?
Leave the rest of us in peace.

Wow!

Twenty posts in 28 months - I assume you only post for serious shit.

Shawnee123 · 09-14-2007, 12:32 PM

Methinks Hugo is a pock suppet.

HungLikeJesus · 09-14-2007, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Methinks Hugo is a pock suppet.

One of the seven faces of lj?

Shawnee123 · 09-14-2007, 12:37 PM

I wouldn't venture a guess. Could be anyone! And no, it's not me. I already have about 12 personalities lurking in Shawnee123!

Hime · 09-14-2007, 04:47 PM

I have a TMI question about HungLikeJesus's post -- actually something that I've been wondering about for ages, but I don't like to talk about this kind of thing with people who, like, actually know who I am.

Is poop supposed to float? I hear people saying things like "floating like a turd" or whatever, and I find that confusing because, um, mine don't, er, ever. I've heard that it might have to do with fat levels in someone's diet?

For the record, though, I don't have any weird bathroom habits, except that sometimes at work I act like I'm going to the bathroom and actually go to the building lounge and do a quick yoga break instead.

Sundae · 09-14-2007, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hime

Is poop supposed to float? I hear people saying things like "floating like a turd" or whatever, and I find that confusing because, um, mine don't, er, ever. I've heard that it might have to do with fat levels in someone's diet?

I've heard two different opinions - one that poo floats because the pooper is eating too mch fat, therefore floaters are a sign of poor diet.

I have also heard that it floats because it is full of fibre (which swells up in the gut and is therefore lighter than the average waste). Therefore floaters are to be coveted.

Personally I tend towards the latter, although telling you why would probably involve TMI.

BTW I find the worst ones in the whole world are alcohol poos - Guinness and red wine topping the poll. Hard, black and hard to pass (Shaft!)

HungLikeJesus · 09-14-2007, 05:58 PM

I thought floaters were due to a diet composed largely of Cheetos.

HungLikeJesus · 09-14-2007, 08:10 PM

(Why do I keep returning to this thread? Something's drawing me back.)

One more question - what do you think of the use of cell phones in the bathroom?

Hime · 09-14-2007, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

(Why do I keep returning to this thread? Something's drawing me back.)

One more question - what do you think of the use of cell phones in the bathroom?

I can see how if you need to talk about something private, the bathroom could be the most polite place to do it (i.e. if your girlfriend just called to say she missed her period, the babysitter needed to tell your that your small child has stomach flu, or otherwise non-polite-company-friendly topics). On the other hand, I don't get how people talk on the phone while actually doing their business. When my phone rings while I'm in the bathroom, I do not pick it up.

lumberjim · 09-14-2007, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

One of the seven faces of lj?

denied.

here's my admitted list:

The CIA
lumberpoet
undertoab
Flunt
tw. ...although...i either forgot the password, or tw had it reset and fucked me out of it...in any case, i cant use it any more.
spencer ( my son will one day take possession of this account)
new member
Clodfobble
Third Person

man.....i feel like i'm forgetting one or two.

oh...yeah..post a poll. i'll outnumber you singlehanded!

Clodfobble · 09-15-2007, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

The CIA
lumberpoet
undertoab
Flunt
tw. ...although...i either forgot the password, or tw had it reset and fucked me out of it...in any case, i cant use it any more.
spencer ( my son will one day take possession of this account)
new member
Clodfobble
Third Person

Nice. Don't forget to eat a dick.

Sundae · 09-15-2007, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Nice. Don't forget to eat a dick.

Given LJ's edit comment above, I assume that's addressed to Jinx?

09-14-2007, 01:54 AM	#31
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09-14-2007, 08:08 AM	#33
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"Too ra la, too ra lay -- Oh a rolling stone gathers no moss, so they say Too ra lay, too ra lit -- It's a bloody fine song, but it's all about shit." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

09-14-2007, 12:32 PM	#35
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Methinks Hugo is a pock suppet. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-14-2007, 12:37 PM	#37
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I wouldn't venture a guess. Could be anyone! And no, it's not me. I already have about 12 personalities lurking in Shawnee123! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-14-2007, 05:58 PM	#40
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I thought floaters were due to a diet composed largely of Cheetos. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-14-2007, 02:35 AM	#32
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	I'm really surprised this thread is about shit! I thought it'd be about sex in tha loo...

09-14-2007, 04:47 PM	#38
Hime Extraordinary Machine Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Outside of Washington, DC Posts: 307	I have a TMI question about HungLikeJesus's post -- actually something that I've been wondering about for ages, but I don't like to talk about this kind of thing with people who, like, actually know who I am. Is poop supposed to float? I hear people saying things like "floating like a turd" or whatever, and I find that confusing because, um, mine don't, er, ever. I've heard that it might have to do with fat levels in someone's diet? For the record, though, I don't have any weird bathroom habits, except that sometimes at work I act like I'm going to the bathroom and actually go to the building lounge and do a quick yoga break instead.

09-14-2007, 08:10 PM	#41
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	(Why do I keep returning to this thread? Something's drawing me back.) One more question - what do you think of the use of cell phones in the bathroom? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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