What kind of NUTS...

Trilby · 03-25-2008, 03:17 PM

...does Ducks have?

I say cashews because they are delicious.

Shawnee123 · 03-25-2008, 03:18 PM

I'd say peanuts, but only because I'm jealous of her nuts. I suffer from Peanuts Envy.

Trilby · 03-25-2008, 03:18 PM

shawnee! good girl!

monster · 03-25-2008, 03:27 PM

Shawnee, that's terrible!

Shawnee123 · 03-25-2008, 03:31 PM

Anytime I can get a peanuts envy joke in, I will! Saw it on a card about 20 years ago and still think it's funny as heck!

monster · 03-25-2008, 03:31 PM

Of course I was going to use that one, I think you were Pecan over my shoulder..

Oh, OK I'm lying. Almond my ways, I promise.

Shawnee123 · 03-25-2008, 03:32 PM

I might forgive you... how much cashew have?

monster · 03-25-2008, 03:33 PM

Walnut much

Shawnee123 · 03-25-2008, 03:38 PM

Though I work in the world of macademia, I filbert-er here with my nutty friends.
groan

monster · 03-25-2008, 03:40 PM

Don't let them pistachio off

Trilby · 03-25-2008, 03:51 PM

What have I done?

Shawnee123 · 03-25-2008, 03:58 PM

Created a monster...wait!

Dingleschmutz · 03-25-2008, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I say cashews because they are delicious.

So Duck's Nuts are the dog's bollocks, you say?

lumberjim · 03-25-2008, 06:38 PM

nigga-toes pleeeze.

spudcon · 03-25-2008, 07:21 PM

Shawnee, you can envy my peanuts any time. I agree, it's funny, I love puns!

03-25-2008, 03:17 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What kind of NUTS... ...does Ducks have? I say cashews because they are delicious. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-25-2008, 03:18 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'd say peanuts, but only because I'm jealous of her nuts. I suffer from Peanuts Envy. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-25-2008, 03:18 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	shawnee! good girl! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-25-2008, 03:27 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Shawnee, that's terrible! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-25-2008, 03:31 PM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Anytime I can get a peanuts envy joke in, I will! Saw it on a card about 20 years ago and still think it's funny as heck! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-25-2008, 03:32 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I might forgive you... how much cashew have? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-25-2008, 03:33 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Walnut much __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-25-2008, 03:38 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Though I work in the world of macademia, I filbert-er here with my nutty friends. groan __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-25-2008, 03:40 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Don't let them pistachio off __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-25-2008, 03:51 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What have I done? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-25-2008, 03:58 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Created a monster...wait! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-25-2008, 06:38 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	nigga-toes pleeeze. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-25-2008, 07:21 PM	#15
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Shawnee, you can envy my peanuts any time. I agree, it's funny, I love puns!

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