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06-18-2008, 12:50 AM
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just say NO to cootchie spam! (sorta NSFW)
Came across this little item recently: labia spreader --
notice it says "available in four spams" -- I don't like spam! Certainly not anywhere near my labias! Also, it's "advanced and sophisticated" -- so much so I can't figure out how one would walk with it. Good thing my jewelry's too big for it, anyway--so not tempted!
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06-18-2008, 12:56 AM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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I ain't got one of those but let me just say OWWWWW !!!
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06-18-2008, 01:06 AM
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oh, you big baby! it only hurts for a second!
actually, no "ow" involved in that particular piece--the owies already in place.
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06-18-2008, 01:13 AM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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Ok then Oww in general for all the stars , spikes , claws , and Evil looking things on that site that folks jam into /thru/ around / and under places that I would NOT think any body would want sharp or pointy things !!!
Call me a big babby if you want , but I Just DON'T GET IT !!!!!
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06-18-2008, 10:13 AM
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it's okay! LOL!
the reason people do it is the same reason people style their hair, wear jewelry, etc. --it's a pretty basic human impulse to decorate one's body. That's one reason, anyway  But as for that particular piece . . . probably not!
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06-18-2008, 12:20 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Available in four spasms is more like it. I'm with Zippy, keep all sharp metallic things away from mr. happy.
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06-18-2008, 03:22 PM
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I assume they meant span?
Still, the typo couldn't have occurred in a more amusing description. I don't really want mine by metal spread right now, so I'll pass.
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06-18-2008, 04:10 PM
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omg, I attracted spam!
well, no wonder . . .
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06-21-2008, 11:28 AM
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Your Bartender
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Available in four chasms?
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06-21-2008, 09:44 PM
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Cloud, you forgot to mention that website has a picture gallery(NSFW)
 .I didn't find a spreader in the outer labia gallery (maybe I should have looked in the inner labia gallery), but I did find this (NSFW)  I am so speechless I can't even think of a clever line for a caption.
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06-21-2008, 11:03 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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JESUS CHRIST. That oughta be marked Not Safe For Anybody.
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06-21-2008, 11:36 PM
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'Are you the Gatekeeper?' 'Are you the Keymaster?' Let me guess. Her nickname is "Goldilocks"  If her first name was Robin, she'd be Robin of Locksley!
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06-21-2008, 11:38 PM
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06-21-2008, 11:45 PM
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06-22-2008, 12:13 AM
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Black Julia has been around for a while, and I've seen worse pictures.
Exactly why I never post my own cootchie pics.
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