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Food and Drink Essential to sustain life; near the top of the hierarchy of needs |
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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That's when you should have said, NO.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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There's something to be said for subtlety...
...like smashing the offending toaster with a sledgehammer and then feigning ignorance when the spousal unit happens upon the scene of the crime. "What, the toaster bandit has struck again? I heard about this on the news. You always think this kind of thing only happens to other people." This will put an end to those pesky marriages for you.
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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I never said NO, because I am passive-aggressive. Flint's approach would be much more likely.
When OCD and passive-aggressive collide the results are not pretty. "Did you do everything on that list I gave you?" Yeah. "But the lawn isn't mowed." Oh that list? I'll do that stuff tonight. "Well that's what you said yesterday." You are correct. "Dammit I desperately need to get all this stuff done!" I'm sorry you have that problem. |
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Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
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![]() I have the ultimate cool toaster. Actually, I have two of them (the original from 1949, and a later version from 1952). Both work perfectly and have never had to be repaired. Quote:
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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#66 |
Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
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I don't think any of us were expecting him to say that. [/Bart Simpson]
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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Bryan.
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Jupiter, Florida
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My toaster is well over ten years old, and the timer is broken, so no darkness setting. If I want well done, I let it stay in longer, if I want it light, I don't put it in for too long. Only two buttons, and only one works. + it only costed me about 20$ from the local Wal-mart.
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 6,828
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All products seem to be made in China.
Free trade at work. |
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Your Invisible Rabbit Friend
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Betwixt and Between
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Flint and I had a helluva time finding a toaster... not some contraption that cooked eggs, makes coffee and toastes a bagel... not some flashy futuristic thing that probably spoke better English than we do... just a fucking toaster... a plain simple toast with options of only light to dark and pops up when done toaster... a nice shiny metal toaster...
Aparently they don't make those anymore... they are all like $50 and up and replace half the kitchen gadgets we don't have and don't want taking up space on our counter. My mom on the other hand still has the toaster that belonged to my grandparents when she went off to college... and she is now 61... it is the only toaster that has ever graced the threshold of that house... it still works... with all the advances in science instead of improvements we have disposable products at higher prices... built in obsolecense.... |
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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I want a web-enabled toaster so I can have toast ready when I get home from work, with a 24 inch LCD display so I can visit the Cellar while making pop-tarts.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
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Your regular toaster can do that, HLJ, if you make the proper, um, chemical adjustments.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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shed door curio
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Canada
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My hubby purchased the same one as Glinda about 5 years ago on E-Bay. Forget what he paid but I`d never go back to the current offerings at Canadian Tire. You put the bread in, it clicks, the bread goes down. When it`s done, it clicks again and up rolls the toast-perfect every time.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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