Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 33

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2009, 12:36 PM

Beest · 09-29-2009, 01:29 PM

"X = 7"

Thor again "we did algebra in class yeaterday X=7"
He won't be convinced that X represents an unknown, the answer is X=7, that's another great mystery of mankind solved then.

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2009, 01:32 PM

Whew...glad to finally know that!

I can just see his face as he says these things!

Sundae · 09-29-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Has anyone else noticed the whole "jinx kills jim" theme?

Belatedly. Don't worry, I can amend my filthy RPF to include this. In fact it works with the current cutting theme...
FTR - I do not write filthy fiction focusing on LJ & Jinx. I just have a topless pic of LJ on my ceiling for those "hard to reach" moments.

monster · 09-29-2009, 04:32 PM

Thor again....

He took the bus home by himself for the first time today (he's 7). I went to meet it, but not early enough! He was already halfway home and running with a huge grin on his face. He told ne "I was just delighting in the pleasures of taking the bus by myself and my upcoming birthday"

10-01-2009, 10:42 AM

sounds like you raised him good

monster · 10-01-2009, 12:07 PM

I hope so... and welcome!

Queen of the Ryche · 10-02-2009, 03:35 PM

"Delighting in the pleasures"........sounds like he and Princess (she's 6) could have a rather enlightening cnversation.

I asked whether she would rather have chicken or shrimp fo rdinner, she replied "Well mom, you know I am rather flexible, so either will do just fine."

monster · 11-21-2009, 07:36 PM

My darling baby -who is very interested in sharks- drew me this beautiful pic during a lull in his sister's swim meet this afternoon. Isn't it fantastic? And if I'm not mistaken, he's a future dwellar in the making. Look closely. Why yes, it is. Always the stickler for detail, my boy.

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Griff · 11-21-2009, 09:07 PM

Nice!

Clodfobble · 11-21-2009, 09:55 PM

The little lighthouse and pirate ship are an excellent touch.

monster · 11-21-2009, 10:29 PM

I thought so too. And the detail on the seagull the shark is chomping. Oh wait is that.....

classicman · 11-21-2009, 11:04 PM

Its a boy!

ZenGum · 11-21-2009, 11:54 PM

"Little lighthouse" ... is that what you call it?

monster · 12-14-2009, 09:26 PM

Hector cracked us up tonight. Hebe's class is studying Vietnam for Multicultural fair. I know the script for Good Morning Vietnam by heart. I'd just recited a little in context of some other topic, and Hebe said "we watched a movie about the Vietnam War today". "Not GMV, I presume?" I said. "No Way!" piped up Hector "Too much fucking swearing!"

09-29-2009, 12:36 PM	#481
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	__________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-29-2009, 01:32 PM	#483
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Whew...glad to finally know that! I can just see his face as he says these things! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-29-2009, 04:32 PM	#485
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Thor again.... He took the bus home by himself for the first time today (he's 7). I went to meet it, but not early enough! He was already halfway home and running with a huge grin on his face. He told ne "I was just delighting in the pleasures of taking the bus by myself and my upcoming birthday" __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-01-2009, 12:07 PM	#487
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I hope so... and welcome! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-02-2009, 03:35 PM	#488
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	"Delighting in the pleasures"........sounds like he and Princess (she's 6) could have a rather enlightening cnversation. I asked whether she would rather have chicken or shrimp fo rdinner, she replied "Well mom, you know I am rather flexible, so either will do just fine." __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

09-29-2009, 01:29 PM	#482
Beest Adapt and Survive Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, Mi Posts: 957	"X = 7" Thor again "we did algebra in class yeaterday X=7" He won't be convinced that X represents an unknown, the answer is X=7, that's another great mystery of mankind solved then.

10-01-2009, 10:42 AM	#486
ashley&andrew21 Guest Posts: n/a	sounds like you raised him good

11-21-2009, 07:36 PM	#489
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My darling baby -who is very interested in sharks- drew me this beautiful pic during a lull in his sister's swim meet this afternoon. Isn't it fantastic? And if I'm not mistaken, he's a future dwellar in the making. Look closely. Why yes, it is. Always the stickler for detail, my boy. . Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-21-2009, 09:07 PM	#490
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Nice! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-21-2009, 09:55 PM	#491
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	The little lighthouse and pirate ship are an excellent touch. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-21-2009, 10:29 PM	#492
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I thought so too. And the detail on the seagull the shark is chomping. Oh wait is that..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-21-2009, 11:04 PM	#493
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Its a boy! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-21-2009, 11:54 PM	#494
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	"Little lighthouse" ... is that what you call it? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-14-2009, 09:26 PM	#495
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Hector cracked us up tonight. Hebe's class is studying Vietnam for Multicultural fair. I know the script for Good Morning Vietnam by heart. I'd just recited a little in context of some other topic, and Hebe said "we watched a movie about the Vietnam War today". "Not GMV, I presume?" I said. "No Way!" piped up Hector "Too much fucking swearing!" __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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