Quote of the day - Page 23

toranokaze · 11-13-2009, 12:43 PM

Dr. Turner claimed that smoking marijuana leads to AIDS (the sequence: Pot leads to harder drugs, which lead to sharing needles, which leads to AIDS). Peter Besinger, former head of the Drug Enforcement Administration, claimed that marijuana was harmful because it "contained dioxin." The dioxin, of course, came from government spraying. Such statements are reminiscent of the 1920s, when the public was told that cocaine made blacks impervious to bullets.
- Abbie Hoffman

You're smarter than you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates."
- The Simpsons: Mr. Burns (Homer's boss) in Homer's Odyssey

"There will be cake if you finish"-An old trick to prod you along

"The cake is a lie"-scrawled on a wall

"The rumors about my death have been greatly exaggerated." -Mark Twain

"If you want to change the world look at yourself and make a change." -Man in the mirror

"A hero is only braver than the ordinary man for 10 seconds."

Spexxvet · 11-13-2009, 12:57 PM

"Right and wrong have cultural perspective" - Lawrence Newton

Radar · 11-13-2009, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

"I love you too."

My son

My daughter says "I love you too daddy" before I even say "I love you". She must be psychic.

Sheldonrs · 11-13-2009, 03:23 PM

"You can't make a Hamlet without breaking a few legs."

jujuwwhite · 11-13-2009, 04:36 PM

"It is better to have LOVED and LOST than to stay married to a PSYCHO forever!" That is my favorite quote!

skysidhe · 11-13-2009, 08:02 PM

"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order and lends to all that is good and just and beautiful." ~ Plato

spudcon · 11-14-2009, 05:52 AM

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat! - Bullwinkle

ZenGum · 11-14-2009, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat! - Bullwinkle

Agaiiiiin? That trick never works!

Okay, watch me pull a hare out of my ass!

[Lion]

Oops, wrong ass!

And now, on with our show!

TheMercenary · 11-14-2009, 07:44 AM

Ten Cowboy Truths
1. Don't squat with your spurs on.
2. Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you.
3. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
4. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
5. If you're thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
6. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
7. When you give a person a lesson in personal meanness to critters or to people don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
8. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
9. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
10. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Life is tough, but it is tougher if you're stupid.

Famous last words of a Red Neck: Hey bubba, watch this.

Ignorance is the root of adventure. M. Jenkins

“Let me give you an answer that will not be especially satisfying. It will be kind of like a light beer. I mean it will not be especially satisfying.” General Tommy Franks when asked about the French role in Iraq. Cigar Aficionado, Dec 2003

"Life is tough... tougher if you’re stupid." "Just think, right now, all over the world there are people exercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life...

Spexxvet · 11-14-2009, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

...Life is tough, but it is tougher if you're stupid.
..."Life is tough... tougher if you’re stupid." ...

You must REALLY like that one. Is life tougher for you?

Shawnee123 · 11-14-2009, 08:48 AM

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

--Dean Wormer

(I'm not saying anyone is fat or stupid, mind you. You might be drunk, though.)

john bainz · 11-16-2009, 02:29 AM

I want to quote my own laugh, but I don't know how...

monster · 11-16-2009, 09:46 AM

you gotta stop smoking that stuff, john...

classicman · 11-16-2009, 03:37 PM

Fuck you and the broom you rode in on.

To someone in particular who is NOT a dwellar.

DanaC · 11-16-2009, 03:39 PM

Uh oh. Tough week CM?

11-13-2009, 12:43 PM	#331
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Dr. Turner claimed that smoking marijuana leads to AIDS (the sequence: Pot leads to harder drugs, which lead to sharing needles, which leads to AIDS). Peter Besinger, former head of the Drug Enforcement Administration, claimed that marijuana was harmful because it "contained dioxin." The dioxin, of course, came from government spraying. Such statements are reminiscent of the 1920s, when the public was told that cocaine made blacks impervious to bullets. - Abbie Hoffman You're smarter than you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates." - The Simpsons: Mr. Burns (Homer's boss) in Homer's Odyssey "There will be cake if you finish"-An old trick to prod you along "The cake is a lie"-scrawled on a wall "The rumors about my death have been greatly exaggerated." -Mark Twain "If you want to change the world look at yourself and make a change." -Man in the mirror "A hero is only braver than the ordinary man for 10 seconds." __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

11-13-2009, 12:57 PM	#332
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	"Right and wrong have cultural perspective" - Lawrence Newton __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-13-2009, 03:23 PM	#334
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"You can't make a Hamlet without breaking a few legs." __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-14-2009, 05:52 AM	#337
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat! - Bullwinkle __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

11-14-2009, 07:44 AM	#339
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Ten Cowboy Truths 1. Don't squat with your spurs on. 2. Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you. 3. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. 4. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. 5. If you're thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. 6. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya. 7. When you give a person a lesson in personal meanness to critters or to people don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. 8. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. 9. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. 10. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Life is tough, but it is tougher if you're stupid. Famous last words of a Red Neck: Hey bubba, watch this. Ignorance is the root of adventure. M. Jenkins “Let me give you an answer that will not be especially satisfying. It will be kind of like a light beer. I mean it will not be especially satisfying.” General Tommy Franks when asked about the French role in Iraq. Cigar Aficionado, Dec 2003 "Life is tough... tougher if you’re stupid." "Just think, right now, all over the world there are people exercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-13-2009, 04:36 PM	#335
jujuwwhite Capnhowdy's #1 smasher Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rentz, GA Posts: 339	"It is better to have LOVED and LOST than to stay married to a PSYCHO forever!" That is my favorite quote!

11-13-2009, 08:02 PM	#336
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order and lends to all that is good and just and beautiful." ~ Plato

11-14-2009, 08:48 AM	#341
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." --Dean Wormer (I'm not saying anyone is fat or stupid, mind you. You might be drunk, though.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 11-14-2009 at 09:03 AM. Reason: LIST COMMA!

11-16-2009, 02:29 AM	#342
john bainz Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 46	Uhh...? I want to quote my own laugh, but I don't know how...

11-16-2009, 09:46 AM	#343
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you gotta stop smoking that stuff, john... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-16-2009, 03:37 PM	#344
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Fuck you and the broom you rode in on. To someone in particular who is NOT a dwellar. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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