Feb 5, 2010: Damifino - Page 2

toranokaze · 02-05-2010, 11:42 AM

This is what you get when you buy a car on CL

HaLFOfKeN · 02-05-2010, 11:59 AM

Anyone want to guess how many months they had to apply a cattle prod to that bear and lion so they would resist their natural urge to immediately and remorselessly attack and eat everything else in this picture with a pulse?Mmmmm... Carnie-life. Good stuff.

Diaphone Jim · 02-05-2010, 01:29 PM

From another forum where this pic was discussed came the question: When he gets to the river and only has a small boat, how does he get that menagerie across without the sheep gettin' et?

spudcon · 02-05-2010, 01:38 PM

They don't cross any rivers. They're on their way home from the zoo, and when they get there, it's dinner time, and my guess is the lion gets et first.

lumberjim · 02-05-2010, 01:48 PM

by the mule

Queen of the Ryche · 02-05-2010, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

shark.

Dolphin.
Pulling the Haggis Wagon.

Spexxvet · 02-05-2010, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche

Dolphin.
Pulling the Haggis Wagon.

....On a treadmill...

Sundae · 02-05-2010, 03:17 PM

Pulling the haggis wagon is definitely a euphemism.
I'll be using it.
As soon as I work out what it means.

squirell nutkin · 02-05-2010, 04:17 PM

When I take you out, tonight, with me,
Honey, here's the way it's goin' to be:
You will set behind a team of a lion, sheeps, and a bear
In the slickest gig you ever see!

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
When I drive them high steppin' strutters.
Nosey pokes'll peek thru' their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are yeller, the upholstery's brown,
The dashboard's genuine leather,
With isinglass curtains y' can roll right down,
In case there's a change in the weather.
Two bright sidelight's winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer rig I'm a-thinkin'
You c'n keep your rig if you're thinkin' 'at I'd keer to swap
Fer that shiny, little surrey with the fringe on the top!

Gravdigr · 02-05-2010, 04:39 PM

I lost my lion-sheep-bear-pulled popcorn cart in 9/11, you insensitive bastards.

Also, if you put a lion on a treadmill, will it still eat you to death?

squirell nutkin · 02-05-2010, 07:02 PM

Only if you are playing Vegas...

monster · 02-05-2010, 08:53 PM

Does anyone have a cool "reaction to 4-animals-1-wagon" vid?

Elspode · 02-06-2010, 12:11 AM

Sun angle is about directly overhead. The disparity in the shadows is because the awning does not cover the full length of the cart.

I think this is some religious thing. Lion...lambs...bear...

xoxoxoBruce · 02-06-2010, 01:14 AM

Well, I welcome our wagon pulling overlords.

GunSgt1863 · 02-22-2010, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antimatter

I call 'shopped. The animals are too equal in size, the pulling action delivered by lion and the bear doesn't really connect to the wagon, and the reigns are attached in weird places. Finally, four draft animals side by side is too wide for the wagon and probably also for the road - two by two would make more sense.

Two by two would be a lot faster, too, if the sheep where in front.

02-05-2010, 11:42 AM	#16
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	This is what you get when you buy a car on CL __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

02-05-2010, 01:38 PM	#19
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	They don't cross any rivers. They're on their way home from the zoo, and when they get there, it's dinner time, and my guess is the lion gets et first. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

02-05-2010, 01:48 PM	#20
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	by the mule __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-05-2010, 04:17 PM	#24
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	When I take you out, tonight, with me, Honey, here's the way it's goin' to be: You will set behind a team of a lion, sheeps, and a bear In the slickest gig you ever see! Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry When I take you out in the surrey, When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top! Watch that fringe and see how it flutters When I drive them high steppin' strutters. Nosey pokes'll peek thru' their shutters and their eyes will pop! The wheels are yeller, the upholstery's brown, The dashboard's genuine leather, With isinglass curtains y' can roll right down, In case there's a change in the weather. Two bright sidelight's winkin' and blinkin', Ain't no finer rig I'm a-thinkin' You c'n keep your rig if you're thinkin' 'at I'd keer to swap Fer that shiny, little surrey with the fringe on the top! __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-05-2010, 04:39 PM	#25
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I lost my lion-sheep-bear-pulled popcorn cart in 9/11, you insensitive bastards. Also, if you put a lion on a treadmill, will it still eat you to death? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. Last edited by Gravdigr; 02-05-2010 at 04:40 PM. Reason: I gotta go and, ahem, 'pull the ol' haggis wagon'.

02-05-2010, 11:59 AM	#17
HaLFOfKeN Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2	Anyone want to guess how many months they had to apply a cattle prod to that bear and lion so they would resist their natural urge to immediately and remorselessly attack and eat everything else in this picture with a pulse?Mmmmm... Carnie-life. Good stuff.

02-05-2010, 01:29 PM	#18
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	From another forum where this pic was discussed came the question: When he gets to the river and only has a small boat, how does he get that menagerie across without the sheep gettin' et?

02-05-2010, 03:17 PM	#23
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Pulling the haggis wagon is definitely a euphemism. I'll be using it. As soon as I work out what it means.

02-05-2010, 07:02 PM	#26
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Only if you are playing Vegas... __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-05-2010, 08:53 PM	#27
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Does anyone have a cool "reaction to 4-animals-1-wagon" vid? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-06-2010, 12:11 AM	#28
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Sun angle is about directly overhead. The disparity in the shadows is because the awning does not cover the full length of the cart. I think this is some religious thing. Lion...lambs...bear... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-06-2010, 01:14 AM	#29
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well, I welcome our wagon pulling overlords. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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