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Old 03-26-2010, 02:47 PM   #1
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I saw it all on Mulberry Street...

Today, while driving north on st. rt. 48 I saw: the easter bunny, the statue of liberty, mickey mouse and a gorilla.


Now you have to guess what each was hawking.
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:56 PM   #2
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Today, while driving north on st. rt. 48 I saw: the easter bunny, the statue of liberty, mickey mouse and a gorilla.


Now you have to guess what each was hawking.
cow manure, torches, NAMBLA, and "Deal or No Deal", respectively.
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:59 PM   #3
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the statue of liberty is hawking tax prep services, that's all I know

I thought this was going to be a complaint about mulberry pollen!
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:39 PM   #4
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Did ya see what happened ? Ya I did . . .

Oh yes they call him the streak
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:47 PM   #5
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Home pregnancy tests, tax prep, cat collars with bells, trunk monkey for SUVs.
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Old 03-27-2010, 12:31 AM   #6
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the easter bunny - salvation by way of explaining that on Easter, if Zombie Jesus sticks his head out of the cave and sees his shadow, it's six more weeks of damnation

the statue of liberty - tax prep

mickey mouse - pet cremation service

a gorilla - the new Mike Tyson portable 'rape alibi kit'
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Old 03-27-2010, 08:02 AM   #7
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Easter Bunny - chocolate shop

Statue of Liberty - shopping center (not a new one, either)

Mickey Mouse - apartments to lease (not new)

Gorilla - jewelry store specializing in gold chains!!
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Old 03-27-2010, 09:04 AM   #8
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Gorilla - jewelry store specializing in gold chains!!
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